Post subject: disaster at a Pearl Jam concert - what do you do?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:36 pm
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Let's say you were seeing Pearl Jam in concert.. and a huge fire broke out somehow, like with that White Lion or whatever band, what would you do? Honestly... ? If everyone was screaming & in a panic & Eddie was like "Clam down! Clam down!"
Personally? I'd just want to run around punching people, preferably people much smaller than me, I'm not kidding. I just think it'd be fun - I'd be screaming "I don't care if all of you die as long as I survive!!" I'd be screamin' that. It's like just giving into the natural urge to survive, except taking it one step further & just beating random people while trying to get out. I'd be pulling people by their hair & biting into their faces & screaming "fire! fire! run!"... The funny thing is most of you might think I'm kidding.. But seriously how much fun would that be? To be dancing to PJ one second & feel so united with everyone, then being in a riot the next with a fire going on & Eddie screaming "CLAM DOWN!! CLAM DOWN!!! PLEASE!!!" Seriously I would stop at nothing to survive & escape, even if it meant stopping everyone else from doing so. If you've ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where there's a fire & George knocks over an old woman & a clown & a bunch of children to escape... That's kinda like what I'd do, except with more hitting & blood.
Not only that, but if I was the first one to get out - I'd want to actually get in my car & park it in front of the exit to prevent people from leaving... Then I'd want to run out into the street & steal some old ladies purse & call 911 & tell them the fire is out & then just watch from a distance as the place burns down & then I'd just be like, "man I feel so lucky to be alive" -Sorry for all the edits, but I wanted to keep going
What would you do?
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Avocado wrote:
SmilinSkullRing wrote:
Well, hoping you are the only one acting like a selfish fool, I would get rid of you for the good of the collective.
how would I be acting like a selfish fool?
You could just get right out of the building, but instead you decide to take selfish glee in inflicting pain during a time of crisis. Sorry, I was wrong. You're a good samaritan.
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Well, hoping you are the only one acting like a selfish fool, I would get rid of you for the good of the collective.
how would I be acting like a selfish fool?
You could just get right out of the building, but instead you decide to take selfish glee in inflicting pain during a time of crisis. Sorry, I was wrong. You're a good samaritan.
samaritan? They prefer to be called native-americans.
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Post subject: Re: disaster at a Pearl Jam concert - what do you do?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:05 pm
AnalLog
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:36 pm Posts: 25824 Location: south jersey
Avocado wrote:
Let's say you were seeing Pearl Jam in concert.. and a huge fire broke out somehow, like with that White Lion or whatever band, what would you do? Honestly... ? If everyone was screaming & in a panic & Eddie was like "Clam down! Clam down!"
Personally? I'd just want to run around punching people, preferably people much smaller than me, I'm not kidding. I just think it'd be fun - I'd be screaming "I don't care if all of you die as long as I survive!!" I'd be screamin' that. It's like just giving into the natural urge to survive, except taking it one step further & just beating random people while trying to get out. I'd be pulling people by their hair & biting into their faces & screaming "fire! fire! run!"... The funny thing is most of you might think I'm kidding.. But seriously how much fun would that be? To be dancing to PJ one second & feel so united with everyone, then being in a riot the next with a fire going on & Eddie screaming "CLAM DOWN!! CLAM DOWN!!! PLEASE!!!" Seriously I would stop at nothing to survive & escape, even if it meant stopping everyone else from doing so. If you've ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where there's a fire & George knocks over an old woman & a clown & a bunch of children to escape... That's kinda like what I'd do, except with more hitting & blood.
Not only that, but if I was the first one to get out - I'd want to actually get in my car & park it in front of the exit to prevent people from leaving... Then I'd want to run out into the street & steal some old ladies purse & call 911 & tell them the fire is out & then just watch from a distance as the place burns down & then I'd just be like, "man I feel so lucky to be alive" -Sorry for all the edits, but I wanted to keep going
What would you do?
some of your threads are really funny, this isnt one of them
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Post subject: Re: disaster at a Pearl Jam concert - what do you do?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:07 pm
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Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 5:46 am Posts: 609
warehouse wrote:
Avocado wrote:
Let's say you were seeing Pearl Jam in concert.. and a huge fire broke out somehow, like with that White Lion or whatever band, what would you do? Honestly... ? If everyone was screaming & in a panic & Eddie was like "Clam down! Clam down!"
Personally? I'd just want to run around punching people, preferably people much smaller than me, I'm not kidding. I just think it'd be fun - I'd be screaming "I don't care if all of you die as long as I survive!!" I'd be screamin' that. It's like just giving into the natural urge to survive, except taking it one step further & just beating random people while trying to get out. I'd be pulling people by their hair & biting into their faces & screaming "fire! fire! run!"... The funny thing is most of you might think I'm kidding.. But seriously how much fun would that be? To be dancing to PJ one second & feel so united with everyone, then being in a riot the next with a fire going on & Eddie screaming "CLAM DOWN!! CLAM DOWN!!! PLEASE!!!" Seriously I would stop at nothing to survive & escape, even if it meant stopping everyone else from doing so. If you've ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where there's a fire & George knocks over an old woman & a clown & a bunch of children to escape... That's kinda like what I'd do, except with more hitting & blood.
Not only that, but if I was the first one to get out - I'd want to actually get in my car & park it in front of the exit to prevent people from leaving... Then I'd want to run out into the street & steal some old ladies purse & call 911 & tell them the fire is out & then just watch from a distance as the place burns down & then I'd just be like, "man I feel so lucky to be alive" -Sorry for all the edits, but I wanted to keep going
What would you do?
some of your threads are really funny, this isnt one of them
If I'm the only one laughing, it's still very funny.
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Post subject: Re: disaster at a Pearl Jam concert - what do you do?
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:07 pm
Stone's Bitch
Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:33 am Posts: 35357 Location: Los Angeles, CA Gender: Male
warehouse wrote:
Avocado wrote:
Let's say you were seeing Pearl Jam in concert.. and a huge fire broke out somehow, like with that White Lion or whatever band, what would you do? Honestly... ? If everyone was screaming & in a panic & Eddie was like "Clam down! Clam down!"
Personally? I'd just want to run around punching people, preferably people much smaller than me, I'm not kidding. I just think it'd be fun - I'd be screaming "I don't care if all of you die as long as I survive!!" I'd be screamin' that. It's like just giving into the natural urge to survive, except taking it one step further & just beating random people while trying to get out. I'd be pulling people by their hair & biting into their faces & screaming "fire! fire! run!"... The funny thing is most of you might think I'm kidding.. But seriously how much fun would that be? To be dancing to PJ one second & feel so united with everyone, then being in a riot the next with a fire going on & Eddie screaming "CLAM DOWN!! CLAM DOWN!!! PLEASE!!!" Seriously I would stop at nothing to survive & escape, even if it meant stopping everyone else from doing so. If you've ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where there's a fire & George knocks over an old woman & a clown & a bunch of children to escape... That's kinda like what I'd do, except with more hitting & blood.
Not only that, but if I was the first one to get out - I'd want to actually get in my car & park it in front of the exit to prevent people from leaving... Then I'd want to run out into the street & steal some old ladies purse & call 911 & tell them the fire is out & then just watch from a distance as the place burns down & then I'd just be like, "man I feel so lucky to be alive" -Sorry for all the edits, but I wanted to keep going
What would you do?
some of your threads are really funny, this isnt one of them
you mean like the crazy eye surgery game?
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