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 Post subject: Simpsons Episode of the Moment #7: SELMA'S CHOICE
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:32 am 
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PREVIOUS EPISODES OF THE MOMENT:
01. Flaming Moes
02. Homerpalooza
03. A Star Is Burns
04. Homer At The Bat
05/06. Who Shot Mr. Burns (parts 1 & 2)

Description: Homer promises to take the kids to Duff Gardens but the trip is postponed when one of Marge's relatives die. On the newly scheduled date, Homer wakes up sick. Selma, unlucky in love, wishes to have a child so Marge thinks it's a good idea for her to spend some time with her own kids. Selma takes the kids to Duff Gardens hoping to get a taste of motherhood. The trip is a disaster. Bart gets trapped on a roller coaster and Lisa gets drunk. She decides that she isn't ready to have kids after all.

I like this episode mainly for the Duff Gardens scenes.

Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!

Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld...
Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay home.
Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh... [faints on the car horn]

Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself.
Selma: That's the spirit.

Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk."
[puts them on]
[Selma becomes a foxy lady]

Selma: You're charming the pants off of me.
Bart: [removing glasses] What did you say, Aunt Selma?
Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!

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Duff Beer for me
Duff Beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You'll have one, too

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Duff Beer for me
Duff Beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You'll have one, too


THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME! THERE'S NO WAY OUT!! HAHAHA!
NO WAY OUT I TELL YOU!!!

Best Simpsons scene ever.... or one of them at least. :P

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Go_State wrote:
Duff Beer for me
Duff Beer for you
I'll have a Duff
You'll have one, too


I learned on my recent honeymoon that most folks dont appreciate it when you sing these lyrics durning the small world ride at disney world :(


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Perhaps my favourite Simpsons episode. The boat ride is hysterically funny.

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Lisa is obviously the star of this episode. :D

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This one doesn't work on my DVD! About halfway through the episode, it just stops.

Anywho...possibly the best episode that heavily features Patty or Selma. Wait...I take that back. I thought of a better one. Still...great ep. Also, the first appearance of the all-important jub jub.


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Classic ep

Had forgotten all about homer and the sandwich.

And Bart with the beer goggles.

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Quote:
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!


hahahahah this is the best scene... i luv this episode.


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Kesseli wrote:
Quote:
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer: [imagining] Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: [laughs hysterically] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Wha--? D'oh!


hahahahah this is the best scene... i luv this episode.



hahahahahaha oh man that is my favorite part of thew episode.

that and

Homer : (i tought this thing was gonna be catered) ( homer pounding his fist on the coffin) Oh it's not fair dammit!

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i request chili cook-off for the next ep of teh moment

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nothing like a sticky with 11 posts in a week.


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