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 Post subject: Movie: Ultraviolet
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:46 am 
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this is, without a doubt, the worst movie ive ever seen in theatres, and might very well be the worst ive seen period.


mila jovovich is nice to look at, but certainly not worth the hour and a half of my life that i will never see again.





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I'm not sure I see the difference between it and Resident Evil. Less gore?

Pointless movie.

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This looked like the worst movie in years and the onslaught of trailers right before it's release was a good indicator at how shitty it probably was/is according to you.


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Ensign9 wrote:
I'm not sure I see the difference between it and Resident Evil. Less gore?

Pointless movie.


If you examine things, you'll realize that Mila Jovovich has exclusively played the "ultimate weapon" role in every single movie she's ever been in, starting with The Fifth Element.

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 Post subject: Re: Movie: Ultraviolet
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Japhy Ryder wrote:
this is, without a doubt, the worst movie ive ever seen in theatres, and might very well be the worst ive seen period.


You had to go to the movie to figure that out?

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Ensign9 wrote:
I'm not sure I see the difference between it and Resident Evil. Less gore?

Pointless movie.
i was actually trying to tell the difference between it and Aeon Flux. Both seem so similar to me.

either way, i don't need to go to the theater to know that it sucks.

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it was 10:50 when me and a friend showed up at the theatre. it was the only thing showing in the 11 o'clock hour...we were bored as fuck and felt like seeing a movie. i knew it was going to be awful beforehand, but thought maybe it was one of those awful fillms that you ca still enjoy and laugh at at the same time. i was wrong, it was even worse than that...

oh well. 8 bucks and almost two hours i'll never have again.


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she's got a pretty nice body. but i don't really find her that hot anyways.

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Japhy Ryder wrote:
it was 10:50 when me and a friend showed up at the theatre. it was the only thing showing in the 11 o'clock hour...we were bored as fuck and felt like seeing a movie. i knew it was going to be awful beforehand, but thought maybe it was one of those awful fillms that you ca still enjoy and laugh at at the same time. i was wrong, it was even worse than that...

oh well. 8 bucks and almost two hours i'll never have again.


Same situation. I just laughed at its awfulness... ugh.

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A friend rented this and wanted to watch it, so I did. Horrible! A guy at the video store saw us with it and said, "That is a really great movie!" I could tell from the cover and the guy who loved it that it would be one of the worst movies I would ever watch, and it was.

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the battlers are horrible, there is no balance at all, its all so exagerated and she is too overpowerful, even the guy who said "you know im just as strong as you" got the ass kicked in 20 seconds.

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could not make a worse movie if I tried

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Jim wrote:
i was actually trying to tell the difference between it and Aeon Flux. Both seem so similar to me.


Same here.


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ericd102 wrote:
Jim wrote:
i was actually trying to tell the difference between it and Aeon Flux. Both seem so similar to me.


Same here.


Milla Jovovich is a little skinnier than Charlize Theron.

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