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I don't really like his movies, but he's pretty good at telling stories:

http://bamkapow.com/kevin-smith-on-his-superman-script-192-p.html

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I've seen that before. Kevin Smith is awesome.


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This is off of the 2-dvd set... An Evening with Kevin Smith (2002), which is really fucking funny. The segment where he directed a video for Prince is pretty funny.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007149S/qid=1152985393/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-6953417-9571359?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130

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I went to one of these things when I was at Ohio State.

It started at like 6pm, and I had a date with my future wife at 8pm. It was something like our 3rd date or something.

Kevin Smith was over an hour late. About 20 minutes after he starts talking, someone gets up to leave in the back, and Kevin fucking calls them out. "Where you going? Am I boring? I mean, you paid 15 bucks and stuff."

So, I was like shitting myself b/c at this point, I had to go 15 minutes later to make my date.

Someone else gets up, and he fucking calls them out too. Nobody gets to leave w/o Kevin embarrassing them. Fuckin' bastard! I was planning a whole excuse. I was thinking about raising my hand and asking him if I could leave.

In the end, he turned away, and I shot out the door as fast as I could w/o looking back. :oops:

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B wrote:
I went to one of these things when I was at Ohio State.

It started at like 6pm, and I had a date with my future wife at 8pm. It was something like our 3rd date or something.

Kevin Smith was over an hour late. About 20 minutes after he starts talking, someone gets up to leave in the back, and Kevin fucking calls them out. "Where you going? Am I boring? I mean, you paid 15 bucks and stuff."

So, I was like shitting myself b/c at this point, I had to go 15 minutes later to make my date.

Someone else gets up, and he fucking calls them out too. Nobody gets to leave w/o Kevin embarrassing them. Fuckin' bastard! I was planning a whole excuse. I was thinking about raising my hand and asking him if I could leave.

In the end, he turned away, and I shot out the door as fast as I could w/o looking back. :oops:


if it was your third date she probobly would have understood... and why didnt you take her to the show anyway?

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B wrote:
I went to one of these things when I was at Ohio State.

It started at like 6pm, and I had a date with my future wife at 8pm. It was something like our 3rd date or something.

Kevin Smith was over an hour late. About 20 minutes after he starts talking, someone gets up to leave in the back, and Kevin fucking calls them out. "Where you going? Am I boring? I mean, you paid 15 bucks and stuff."

So, I was like shitting myself b/c at this point, I had to go 15 minutes later to make my date.

Someone else gets up, and he fucking calls them out too. Nobody gets to leave w/o Kevin embarrassing them. Fuckin' bastard! I was planning a whole excuse. I was thinking about raising my hand and asking him if I could leave.

In the end, he turned away, and I shot out the door as fast as I could w/o looking back. :oops:


That's what I would do whenever I wanted to leave lectures early.


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flavdave wrote:
B wrote:
I went to one of these things when I was at Ohio State.

It started at like 6pm, and I had a date with my future wife at 8pm. It was something like our 3rd date or something.

Kevin Smith was over an hour late. About 20 minutes after he starts talking, someone gets up to leave in the back, and Kevin fucking calls them out. "Where you going? Am I boring? I mean, you paid 15 bucks and stuff."

So, I was like shitting myself b/c at this point, I had to go 15 minutes later to make my date.

Someone else gets up, and he fucking calls them out too. Nobody gets to leave w/o Kevin embarrassing them. Fuckin' bastard! I was planning a whole excuse. I was thinking about raising my hand and asking him if I could leave.

In the end, he turned away, and I shot out the door as fast as I could w/o looking back. :oops:


That's what I would do whenever I wanted to leave lectures early.


i would never go to my lectures in the first place and if i did i was always high :)

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jimbojones1138 wrote:
if it was your third date she probobly would have understood... and why didnt you take her to the show anyway?


She's never been a big Kevin Smith fan. Besides, I don't really remember, but I probably had the tickets before we were serious. If we were even really serious by date #3.

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he's a pretty dynamic speaker, I enjoyed it. Thanks for posting it. :D

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B wrote:
I went to one of these things when I was at Ohio State.

It started at like 6pm, and I had a date with my future wife at 8pm. It was something like our 3rd date or something.

Kevin Smith was over an hour late. About 20 minutes after he starts talking, someone gets up to leave in the back, and Kevin fucking calls them out. "Where you going? Am I boring? I mean, you paid 15 bucks and stuff."

So, I was like shitting myself b/c at this point, I had to go 15 minutes later to make my date.

Someone else gets up, and he fucking calls them out too. Nobody gets to leave w/o Kevin embarrassing them. Fuckin' bastard! I was planning a whole excuse. I was thinking about raising my hand and asking him if I could leave.

In the end, he turned away, and I shot out the door as fast as I could w/o looking back. :oops:

Here would have been my excuse:

Smith: Are you bored?

ME: No, you were fucking an hour late. Now I've got a date, with a woman. Sorry I can't stay. Bye.

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