Previous Episodes of the Moment:
01. Flaming Moes
02. Homerpalooza
03. A Star Is Burns
04. Homer At The Bat
05/06. Who Shot Mr. Burns (parts 1 & 2)
07. Selma’s Choice
08. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love



Description: Somebody is sending Bart anonymous death threats through the mail. He suspects everybody in Springfield, even his family members. He soon realizes it is Sideshow Bob, who has just been released on parole. He plots revenge on Bart for sending him to jail in the first place. The family join the Witness Relocation Program and they move to Terror Lake in a house boat. Sideshow Bob straps himself underneath their car, taking him with them to their new home. The family is now known as "The Thompsons". On their first night, Bob ties up the family except for Bart. He attempts to kill Bart but he escapes out the window. But bob has set the boat adrift, so Bart is trapped. As a last request before Bob kills him, he asks Bob to sing the entire score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore," during which time the boat drifts back to Springfield where Chief Wiggum and the boys are waiting for him.

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One of my favorite Simpsons episodes eva!

Marty (radio DJ): [cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully."

And now, 2 of the greats...
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[whispering to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

^^^:haha:

This used to be part of my signature. It's one of the funniest exchanges in the history of the series.

"hello mr. thompson" (stomping on foot.
"i think he's talking to you"


hyahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha. holy shit. classic

yeah truly a great episode - it's difficult because season five has so many fanfuckintastic episodes that's tough.

"sideshow bob has no decency. he called me Chief Piggum!"


hahahahaha


homer- "who wants to drive through the cactis patch?"
bart and lisa- "me , me,"
sideshow bob - "no"
homer- "well three against one "

"HEY BART WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"

Haha - excellent.

hahaha great stuff

An absolute masterpiece in the series. Flawless. Top 10 Simpsons ep of all time.

hahaha, its the best.

Homer: *reads the note* "AAAAH SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!! oh no its for Bart."

..and of course, the stand-out letter, "I kill you scum" written by Homer to Bart.

Looks like this is a real winner, LostDog.

Thanks... I was about to say that this is the most responses in the shortest amount of time that I've gotten for one of these threads.

BTW, if anyone has any episode requests, PM me and I'll add them to the list of future episodes. Put "Simpsons EotM" in the title.

Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.

Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son.
Bob: Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right. [evilly] Stay ...forever!
Homer: [quaking] No!
Bob: Wait a minute, that's no good. [Starts to walk away, then runs back] Wait! I've got a good one now. Marge, say, "Stay away from
my son," again.
Marge: [angrily] No!
Bob: [groaning] Oh...

Man...I haven't seen this one in forever. No joke, I'm literally laughing out loud while I'm reading this thread. "I kill you scum!" Haha...priceless.

[Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes some scissors]
Bart: [gasps]
Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon]
[Scene switches to Flanders outside]
Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a glove with knives on the fingers]
Bart: [gasps]
Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.
[Scene switches to Bart's classroom]
Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...
Bart: [gasps]
Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden", starring Martin Prince as Lizzie.
[Shot of Martin in drag]
Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart!

I quite liked the animation during that bit. Bart's face is priceless

I remember seeing the preview for this episode on Fox before it first aired and I was laughing my ass off when they showed this part on the commercial.

This is my favorite episode ever. I always thought Sideshow Bob was the best supporting character in the series. I never get tired of watching this one. Pure genius.

Lisa: Oh no! Dad's been drugged!
Marge: No he hasn't....

Sideshow Bob just won an Emmy, you know.

Oh yea? What for?

He won for voicing Bob on the Simpsons... don't know the whole story. Just the fact that he won for voicing Bob.