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1. every Dodger player is on the DL right now. seriously, every one of them

2. Grady Little is a slackjawed moron who couldnt manage a wal mart let alone a major league baseball club.

3. JD Drew hasnt hit a home run since June 1. this guy is the biggest waste of space ever

4. There isnt one pitcher in the bullpen I would trust to hold a 7 run lead with 2 outs in the ninth.

5. Derek Lowe is garbage. He is a mediocre head case .500 pitcher

6. Odalis Perez eats his teammates. I havent seen Olmedo Seanz in like 4 weeks.....hmmm

7. Ned Colletti signed morons like Rafael Furcal, who sucks, Brett Tomko, who cant pitch good, and Bill Mueller, whos knee is so shot he will never play again

8. Nomar kicks ass, and therefor wont resign in the offseason because LA thinks James Loney is the next Steve Garvey, if steve garvey hit 3 HR a yr.

9. it is the Dodgers sole purpose in life to make me miserable.

10. Pedro Martinez was traded for Delino Deshields and since that day LA hasnt had one single ACE to speak of.


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#11) 1991. :thumbsup: :haha:

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#11) 1991.


sid bream was out


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Koufax wrote:
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#11) 1991.


sid bream was out




That was 1992, tie goes to the runner :D

Why don't you think the dodgers will or can win the pathetic west?

I think they can and they will.

The padres should win maybe, but the Dodgers might get out of the funk and pull it out, what's up Odalis Perez butt?

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I went to the Dodgers game the other day, they were better than the D-Backs. ;)

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Electromatic wrote:
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#11) 1991.


sid bream was out




That was 1992, tie goes to the runner :D

Why don't you think the dodgers will or can win the pathetic west?

I think they can and they will.

The padres should win maybe, but the Dodgers might get out of the funk and pull it out, what's up Odalis Perez butt?


I know when it was and he was out! hehe.

I dont think the Dodgers are good. All of their starters have been bums all year except Penny, and most nights Penny cant pitch past the 6th inning.

the bullpen stinks, there is absolutely NO power in the lineup, Kent has been injured from day 1, JD Drew is an absolute waste, Furcal keeps making errors, and Grady Little is the worst manager out there. They havent played with one ounce of heart all year. I dont see them making a run, even in the weakest division in the NL


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Koufax wrote:
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#11) 1991.


sid bream was out




That was 1992, tie goes to the runner :D

Why don't you think the dodgers will or can win the pathetic west?

I think they can and they will.

The padres should win maybe, but the Dodgers might get out of the funk and pull it out, what's up Odalis Perez butt?


I know when it was and he was out! hehe.

I dont think the Dodgers are good. All of their starters have been bums all year except Penny, and most nights Penny cant pitch past the 6th inning.

the bullpen stinks, there is absolutely NO power in the lineup, Kent has been injured from day 1, JD Drew is an absolute waste, Furcal keeps making errors, and Grady Little is the worst manager out there. They havent played with one ounce of heart all year. I dont see them making a run, even in the weakest division in the NL


Did I not say all these things when you guys picked up Furcal and Drew?

I detest Jeff Kent, Drew could turn it around (barring injury :D), and Furcal always has crappy periods followed by very good ones. I think they'll come around.

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awwwww......Why do you guys have to bring up the Sid Bream thing? Its the only moment in pro sports history that can actually still get me walking around the house with my teeth gritted, talking to myself! Fucking Fransisco Cabrara!!!!!!!!!!! :x

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awwwww......Why do you guys have to bring up the Sid Bream thing? Its the only moment in pro sports history that can actually still get me walking around the house with my teeth gritted, talking to myself! Fucking Fransisco Cabrara!!!!!!!!!!! :x


Eric Gagne is gonna be a Pirate next yr :( :( :(


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chris2414 wrote:
awwwww......Why do you guys have to bring up the Sid Bream thing? Its the only moment in pro sports history that can actually still get me walking around the house with my teeth gritted, talking to myself! Fucking Fransisco Cabrara!!!!!!!!!!! :x



aww. I sorry. It was one of the best sports moments ever for me.

Right up there with Gary Anderson missing the most important FG of his career in 1998. Sorry.

I was a big fan of nearly everyone on those pirate teams though. Two of the best NL championship series ever.

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6. Odalis Perez eats his teammates. I havent seen Olmedo Seanz in like 4 weeks.....hmmm


:haha:

and yes, it is the Dodger's job to make life miserable. :lol:

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Koufax wrote:
chris2414 wrote:
awwwww......Why do you guys have to bring up the Sid Bream thing? Its the only moment in pro sports history that can actually still get me walking around the house with my teeth gritted, talking to myself! Fucking Fransisco Cabrara!!!!!!!!!!! :x


Eric Gagne is gonna be a Pirate next yr :( :( :(


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Koufax wrote:
1. every Dodger player is on the DL right now. seriously, every one of them

2. Grady Little is a slackjawed moron who couldnt manage a wal mart let alone a major league baseball club.

3. JD Drew hasnt hit a home run since June 1. this guy is the biggest waste of space ever

4. There isnt one pitcher in the bullpen I would trust to hold a 7 run lead with 2 outs in the ninth.

5. Derek Lowe is garbage. He is a mediocre head case .500 pitcher

6. Odalis Perez eats his teammates. I havent seen Olmedo Seanz in like 4 weeks.....hmmm

7. Ned Colletti signed morons like Rafael Furcal, who sucks, Brett Tomko, who cant pitch good, and Bill Mueller, whos knee is so shot he will never play again

8. Nomar kicks ass, and therefor wont resign in the offseason because LA thinks James Loney is the next Steve Garvey, if steve garvey hit 3 HR a yr.

9. it is the Dodgers sole purpose in life to make me miserable.

10. Pedro Martinez was traded for Delino Deshields and since that day LA hasnt had one single ACE to speak of.


i can;t agree more. i have a hard time watching. DL Drew is the biggest loser. this happened last year. after we won 15 games in a row at the begining of the season we shit the bed. except this year they decided to give us hope until the all star break. even Penny looked like shit his last outing.
i feel your pain

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You forgot that most Dodger fans are pretty poor baseball fans too. Maybe showing up for a game in the third inning...then ready to leave by the 7th.

And, man, that stadium sure has one of the best views of a parking lot in all of baseball :lol:


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Buggy wrote:
You forgot that most Dodger fans are pretty poor baseball fans too. Maybe showing up for a game in the third inning...then ready to leave by the 7th.

And, man, that stadium sure has one of the best views of a parking lot in all of baseball :lol:


but that has nothing to do with the actual fans as it does the massive traffic....I am told (god willing I will find out for myslef one day soon) that its like foxboro...one road IN, one road OUT.


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Koufax wrote:
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You forgot that most Dodger fans are pretty poor baseball fans too. Maybe showing up for a game in the third inning...then ready to leave by the 7th.

And, man, that stadium sure has one of the best views of a parking lot in all of baseball :lol:


but that has nothing to do with the actual fans as it does the massive traffic....I am told (god willing I will find out for myslef one day soon) that its like foxboro...one road IN, one road OUT.


that would be very true...

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I caught a game there about a week ago. The traffic in LA does suck. It's terrible. But hey, you just leave a little early, right? But it's been like that forever. lol.
It was a Giants Dodgers game too. And the croud was hardly into it. I think I heard a few "Beat SF" chants. But it was totally weak compared to going to a game in SF when the Dodgers play there. It's crazy there.
I was figuring I'd walk into Dodger statum and get the hell beat out of me. But nobody cared. And there were more Giants fans than I could count. I guess I was just dissapointed I wasnt killed :lol:


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I caught a game there about a week ago. The traffic in LA does suck. It's terrible. But hey, you just leave a little early, right? But it's been like that forever. lol.
It was a Giants Dodgers game too. And the croud was hardly into it. I think I heard a few "Beat SF" chants. But it was totally weak compared to going to a game in SF when the Dodgers play there. It's crazy there.
I was figuring I'd walk into Dodger statum and get the hell beat out of me. But nobody cared. And there were more Giants fans than I could count. I guess I was just dissapointed I wasnt killed :lol:


I cant speak for them because Ive never been there, but I imagine the night I step foot in Chavez Ravine, the only way theyre gonna get me to leave is at gunpoint, and even then its gonan be a struggle


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Koufax wrote:
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I caught a game there about a week ago. The traffic in LA does suck. It's terrible. But hey, you just leave a little early, right? But it's been like that forever. lol.
It was a Giants Dodgers game too. And the croud was hardly into it. I think I heard a few "Beat SF" chants. But it was totally weak compared to going to a game in SF when the Dodgers play there. It's crazy there.
I was figuring I'd walk into Dodger statum and get the hell beat out of me. But nobody cared. And there were more Giants fans than I could count. I guess I was just dissapointed I wasnt killed :lol:


I cant speak for them because Ive never been there, but I imagine the night I step foot in Chavez Ravine, the only way theyre gonna get me to leave is at gunpoint, and even then its gonan be a struggle


well Koufax always does bring the heat. :lol:

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