He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.
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A President probably shouldn't fart at his or her aides, but at least he isn't doing it during press conferences.
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The fact that he's the President and he's farting makes the fart 10000x funnier. Farts are only funny when unexpected. The best recent fart story of mine is when me and my 88 year old granddad were looking at some family pictures and he was telling me a story about his granddad and he was just ripping horrible smelling loud farts the whole time. He never broke his cadence once. I almost passed out laughing when I left the room.
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