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http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-09/06/content_682895.htm

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A python sits on a road after swallowing a pregnant ewe in the village of Kampung Jabor, about 200 km (124 miles) east of Kuala Lumpur, on September 5, 2006. The six-metre reptile weighing 90 kg (198.5 lbs) was too laden to move, making it easy for firemen to capture it, said a local daily newspaper. Picture taken September 5, 2006. [Reuters]



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punkdavid wrote:
I been there, man, I been there.

In the role of the python or the ewe?


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bart d. wrote:
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I been there, man, I been there.

In the role of the python or the ewe?

The python. I once ate so much, I was immobile, and I had to be lifted off a highway.

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punkdavid wrote:
bart d. wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
I been there, man, I been there.

In the role of the python or the ewe?

The python. I once ate so much, I was immobile, and I had to be lifted off a highway.

I sympathize with the ewe, because one time a python swallowed me. And my baby.


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OH MY GOD

how big was his freaking mouth to swallow her whole????!!!!

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loralei wrote:
OH MY GOD

how big was his freaking mouth to swallow her whole????!!!!


big enough to swallow a pregnant ewe


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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open


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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open


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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open


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That must have smelled good.

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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open

Note to self- must have some self-control next time I get to the buffet table.

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punkdavid wrote:
Buggy wrote:
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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open


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That must have smelled good.


So snakes can fall prey to having eyes bigger than their stomachs, too. :P

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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open

Note to self- must have some self-control next time I get to the buffet table.


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I can't even make out that picture -- Buggy's, that is.

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Buggy wrote:
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I've seen pictures where pythons swallowed large crocs and they were so big that before they could digest the snake burst open


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that snake looks like it swallowed a freaking croc family


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I can't even make out that picture -- Buggy's, that is.


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This is kind of gross, but here's a snake with a hippo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSJ97D-hwQ

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This is kind of gross, but here's a snake with a hippo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSJ97D-hwQ


ATs portuguese!! You have to LUV AT language!

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Buggy wrote:
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I can't even make out that picture -- Buggy's, that is.


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wow i didn't see it that way at all......neither one survived i suppose?


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Human Bass wrote:
JimNasium wrote:
This is kind of gross, but here's a snake with a hippo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSJ97D-hwQ


ATs portuguese!! You have to LUV AT language!


Portugal got fucked over by that pope, whats his name. Y'all portugese speakers need better representation, so why not expand into the rest of South America and take the Vatican as a little fuck you to the catholic church?


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simple schoolboy wrote:
Human Bass wrote:
JimNasium wrote:
This is kind of gross, but here's a snake with a hippo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSJ97D-hwQ


ATs portuguese!! You have to LUV AT language!


Portugal got fucked over by that pope, whats his name. Y'all portugese speakers need better representation, so why not expand into the rest of South America and take the Vatican as a little fuck you to the catholic church?


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