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rapscallionyouth · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:05 am **Posts:** 3311

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU'RE PEARL JAMS #1 FAN

10. You're at a family reunion and an uncle you have not seen for ten years asks, "Is that the same Pearl Jam shirt you were wearing last time I saw you?".

9. Even your mother knows every song in the Pearl Jam catalogue.

8. You joined Stone's Bitches.

7. You've spent $5789.67 on Pearl Jam import CDs which mostly sound like they were recorded inside a tin can.

6. Sometimes you pretend like you were the one singing back-up on Hunger Strike.

5. You have a strong urge to go camping with other Pearl Jam fans who would otherwise be total strangers.

4. It's impossible for you to understand or comprehend why not everyone likes Binaural.

3. You whisper to yourself a fitting Pearl Jam lyric for each moment of your day.

2. You still have a beef with Ticketmaster.

1. One Word: Mamasan

cincinnati dude · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:46 pm **Posts:** 2197

so true

Human Bass · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:15 am

Tomorrow Im going to a date wearing my Fiddler t-shirt!

pj9914 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:24 am

hahaha, those are great, I'm still wearing my 9 out of 10 kids prefer crayons to guns "choices" t-shirt.

holierthanthou · **Joined:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:48 am **Posts:** 2859

11. you have a PJ tattoo.

12. you have a RM account

godeatgod · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:57 am

holierthanthou wrote:

12. you have a RM account

porchball · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:44 am

13. You like Neil Young

conoalias · **Joined:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 am **Posts:** 31173

14. you keep defending Sleater Kinney's brilliant production on the Woods.

tommyphillips · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:51 am

15. you try to tell your friends your not crazy and going to 12 pearl jam shows in one tour is normal

chris2414 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:53 am

tommyphillips wrote:

15. you try to tell your friends your not crazy and going to 12 pearl jam shows in one tour is normal

NOONE who knows me gets that!!!!

inglishteecher · **Joined:** Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:19 am **Posts:** 2405

16. you've found something to bitch about with this list.

porchball · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:55 am

17. You once had a collection of starting lineups on your guitar amp

pj9914 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:15 am

18. You celebrate each of the band members birthdays

conoalias · **Joined:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 am **Posts:** 31173

19. you know who the honking seals are

tryinmorning · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:24 am

Well apparently I'm not a Pearl Jam fan.

Unless you consider the having an RM account reason valid. But in my opinion any reason which covers geg as a fan is flawed.

Oh well.

Chloe · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:32 am

rapscallionyouth wrote:

5. You have a strong urge to go camping with other Pearl Jam fans who would otherwise be total strangers.

Hey, this is a great plan! I can't believe it is just now being planned.

and I'd like to add...
20. Not paying rent to fly halfway across the country to see PJ at the Gorge.

SoapMakesUTaller · **Joined:** Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:32 am **Posts:** 526

21. You always find a way to bring down Scott Stapp when Creed is mentioned.

punkdavid · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:50 am

http://pjvault.com/jamhead.html

stip · **Posted:** Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:08 am

rapscallionyouth wrote:

2. You still have a beef with Ticketmaster.

my favorite

lunasonic · **Joined:** Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:34 pm **Posts:** 128

tommyphillips wrote:

15. you try to tell your friends your not crazy and going to 12 pearl jam shows in one tour is normal

My friends didn't even understand why i went to see them three times in the one tour one of them said "why are u going to see them 3 times ur are going to see 3 times the same" i just couldn't even responed to that one.

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