Post subject: Simpsons EotM 19: OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? (season 2)
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:57 am
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Grampa suffers a mild heart attack, and revealls to Homer that he has a half brother, produced from a one night stand. He tracks down his brother, Herb Powell, who lives in Detroit. They arrive at his house, which turns out to be a mansion. Herb is a millionaire, owning a huge car company. Herb sees Homer as the typical American, so he lets him design a car for all the "Homer Simpsons" out there. Homer's car is a total flop. Herb loses his business and is forced to give up all of his posessions.
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Homer: Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian!
Bart: So, any idea where this bastard lives?
Homer:Bart!
Bart: His parents aren't married are they? It's the correct word, isn't it?
Homer: I guess he's got us there.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: [singing] Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard bastard!
Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why.
Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices?
Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?
Advisor: Some sort of gypsy curse?
Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home. Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want.
Homer: Even pork chops?
Herbert: Absolutely. We have a tennis court, a swimming pool, a screening room...
Homer: If I want pork chops any time in the middle of the night, your guy will fry them up?
Herbert: Sure, that's what he's paid for. Now, if you need towels, laundry, maids...
Homer: Wait, wait, wait. Lemme see if I got this straight. It's Christmas Day, 4am, there's a rumble in my stomach...
Marge: Homer, please.
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"He had it all, until he found out he was a Simpson."
One of the best early episodes, IMO.
so true,
the porkchop dialog is fuckin priceless, 5 stars, plus for being in season 2 it is that much better ,
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crap, i thought this was the movie of the week thread and i got all excited.
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
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Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little fur...
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!!
Marge: Bart! Lisa! If you don't behave, we'll turn this car right around and go home.
Homer: But Marge, I want to see my brother!
Marge: Oh, for God sakes, Homer, it's an empty threat.
_________________ Gotta say it now.... better loud than too late.
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further! Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur... Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!! Marge: Bart! Lisa! If you don't behave, we'll turn this car right around and go home. Homer: But Marge, I want to see my brother! Marge: Oh, for God sakes, Homer, it's an empty threat.
I literally just laughed out loud reading that. I'm gonna have to revisit the second season.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:25 am Posts: 17123 Location: Maspeth, NY Gender: Male
Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself.
Marge: Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children.
Herbert: Wow. We have so much catching up to do.
Marge: Mm. Actually, I just told you pretty much everything.
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