Let me give you a little backstory. This is tragic, so bear with me. This young, mentally retarded girl died after having an accident on a 4 wheeler with her mom. That's very sad. On the front page of our paper, there is a picture of the obviously down-syndrome girl beside the article describing the events leading up to the tragedy.
First line of the story, I swear to god:
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So very wrong, yet so very funny.
Thank you JS.
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"Her mother, Merlina Gamel, 45, was driving the four-wheeler about 5:20 p.m. Dec. 18 when she turned a ''blind corner'' near Katemcy and crashed into a one-ton pickup truck. "
WTF?! Why? I thought four-wheelers were a off-road thing?
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Gimme Some Skin wrote:
Who puts retarded people on 4 wheelers anyway? Look what happened to Ozzy.
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