Think of the worst one liners in movie history and post them here.

Masters of The Universe 1987

I watched this religiously as a kid and thought it was great. Now my son is into He-Man after I bought him the newly released DVD's. I finaly found this and thought he would love it. I sat down and watched it with him and my first thought was "how in the hell did I watch this shit as a kid", and then the most horrible thing happened. You have to wait until the very end of the movie to finally hear He-Man's most famous words, "I have the Power!!!". I have never seen someone deliver dialouge this badly. I cringed it was so bad.

Lets hear the worst of the worst.... I'm sure there are worse than mine.

i was forced to watch osmosis jones in biology and all i can remember is one amoeba talking to another about osmosis jones and how he was;

"one cell of a guy"

Pretty much anything that was said in Pearl Harbor. Or Armageddon. Or Independence Day.

I can't possibly pick out the worst line in any of the 3.

Oh, and

"You had me at hello"

"Ye ken ta'k away oor loives, but ye ken ne'er ta'k away oor freedom!"

To Quote Pratchett: "Now there's a battle-cry not designed by a clear thinker."

hahahahahahaha

Masters Of The Universe is awesome! This was the first movie I ever seen in the theatre. I bought the dvd a couple years ago, and I don't regret it one bit. It's hilarious to get all fucked up and watch that movie. It's a fucking trip man.

Any movie that has Ivan Drago in it is good.

Oh come now, that's a great line.

Godfather III, sophia coppola's death scene. i can't even remember the lines, i just remember it sucking supremely.

You can be my wingman any time

"Awwwww, what's in the box??????????"

Brad Pitt - Seven

Anything from the Star Wars prequels, including such gems as...

"This is such a drag."
"I'm beside myself."

*groan*

Those are nothing compared to any lines between Natalie and Hayden. I have never seen less chemistry between two people on screen before.

The part where they keep talking about how they're so in love with eachother...that part went on forever.

"Sandstorms are very, very dangerous."

"Hold me, like at the lake at Naboo."

Hadn't had a laugh like that in a while. Just remember the huge pause between the very's. I guess Lucas thought it was cute, but it just showed what a bad little actor he was.

Most of the dialogue and acting in those movies are brutal. *shivers*