Post subject: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:35 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:38 am
Of Counsel
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:14 am Posts: 37778 Location: OmaGOD!!! Gender: Male
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
_________________ Unfortunately, at the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the Flower Children jerked off and went back to sleep.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:40 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:46 am
Of Counsel
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:14 am Posts: 37778 Location: OmaGOD!!! Gender: Male
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
That's a defense?
--PunkDavid
_________________ Unfortunately, at the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, the Flower Children jerked off and went back to sleep.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:49 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
That's a defense?
--PunkDavid
In defense of my country... I'm working in an area with more shit shit than most other areas. Weak but true!
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:49 am
Got Some
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:29 am Posts: 1240
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
That's a defense?
--PunkDavid
No, it's a defence.
_________________
vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:54 am
Of Counsel
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:14 am Posts: 37778 Location: OmaGOD!!! Gender: Male
Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:58 am
Got Some
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:29 am Posts: 1240
punkdavid wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:04 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
punkdavid wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way. Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully
That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.
--PunkDavid
In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.
--PunkDavid (crazy Brits can't even speak English)
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:08 am
Spaceman
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Holy shit, that's going to be my new sig line.
well, fix the sig
and i said it was a secret!
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?
No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?
No. I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.
Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
No. I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.
Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge. Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...
I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
_________________
vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?
No. I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.
Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge. Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...
I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
No. I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.
Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge. Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...
I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.
A small one, yes. But, no, seriously, if offered a trip to Greece for my girlfriend and I... I'd go through with it.
_________________
vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret. Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?
No. I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.
I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.
Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge. Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...
I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.
A small one, yes. But, no, seriously, if offered a trip to Greece for my girlfriend and I... I'd go through with it.
It's probably how Bill Gates gets his kicks.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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