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bigironbar · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:09 pm **Posts:** 112

need to find something funny so.anyone?

LBC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:53 pm

"Hey baby! Ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?"

Dr. Van Nostrand · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:28 pm

im gonna move this over to the A and E forum, it should get more attention in there

kudos the hero · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:25 am **Posts:** 1515

shmokin weed shmokin weed
doin coke
drinkin beer
drinkin beer beer beer
rollin fatty, smoking pot
who's smoking pot? we're smoking pot
rolling joints and smoking..
15 bucks little man
put that shit
in my hand
if that money doesnt show
than you owe me owewioweiweowo

shaft of light · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:35 pm

does your daddy know you serve a nigga his coffee. it'd make him sick wouldn't it??

carlin: don't be so suburban. there are no more lines anymore. gay, straight, it's all the same
jay: well here's a line and on this side we ain't gay

there are just so many...i love that movie

$úñ_DëV|L · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:49 pm

Where'd you get a name like cock-knocker?

It's a long story. (pow)

evenflow · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:45 pm

Affleck! You da bomb in Phantoms, yo!

What the fuck is the internet?

You know what they make you do in county? Toss the salad.

meatwad · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:26 pm

Hey what's up girls? What's up SLUTS?

LostDog1079 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:26 pm

The whole C.L.I.T. speech is f*cking hysterical.

**Jay

**

inadvertent imitation · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:40 pm

ElPhantasmo wrote:

Hey what's up girls? What's up SLUTS?

Hahahahahahaha. That line makes me laugh so hard every time.

Also, the "Goin' down to Atlantic City, gonna get some weed, gonna det some PUSSY" speech at the end of Clerks is beautiful, man.

Iago · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:28 am

"Did he say 'making fuck?'"

Not said by either, but by a girl they're talking to in Clerks re: their friend who sings "Berserker".

rich · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:24 am

Silent Bob you're a sexy motherfucker

Auggiestyle · **Joined:** Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:29 am **Posts:** 1240

I just saw "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" on TV last night and I have to say that it was tremendously stupid. I didn't expect much and it was about what I expected. It was funny and all of the references to the other Kevin Smith movies were awesome, but oh my God, what would possess a great writer/director like him to make this piece of shit that's almost on par with "Dude, Where's My Car?"

little_secrets · **Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:10 pm

"oh i don't hang out with drug dealers." -jay (to dante in clerks)

Bugs2500 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm

Jay:"Come on silent Bob lets get the fuck out this fucking gyp joint with this fucking faggot Dante." At the end of clerks when they're buying papers my favorite line of the movie. Another one of my favs is when Wilem goes up to Jay and Jay says "What you want Grizzly Adams?"

LostDog1079 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:49 pm

Clerks II had some great Jay lines as well.

flavdave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:05 am

I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck that bitch. I'll fuck anything that moves!

demetrios · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:39 am **Posts:** 16301

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8770/smithpi2.jpg

ah yeah

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:07 am

evenflow wrote:

What the fuck is the internet?

hahahaha, that one cracked me up big time

Mercury · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:48 pm

Fly fat ass, fly!

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