My special ed stepson just paused from making fart jokes and being sexist, looked out the window, and said "I wonder if souls ever drift in the wind."

Then he paused, sighed, and said "We like to smoke and shoot, what what what what."

POTD

This kid is on fire tonight. He just told me that "If the world was any bigger, I don't think it would matter because it would just be more people hurting each other and wasting their lives." Then he spelled 'oceans,' ocinz.

I am interested in said fart jokes.

Examples plz

That's fascinating.

I'm serious, by the way.

*Grabs cat

* Places ass in cat's face

* Rips one

Classic. Funniest when done with a small workmate in place of the cat.

You have a special ed step son? what's wrong with him?

This thread brings many lulz

That might be the coolest shit i've read all day

I know! And this is the kid who yesterday had this convo with me:

Him: When you sleep, you're actually in another world.
Me: Nope. It's just dreams.
Him: No, this kid told me. And he got an A in Science, or something.

He's probably been looking at GEG's Einstein thread.

Oh my god

How old is he?

Thirteen. I have lots of great stories.

He has a point sheet, and last year he didn't want me to see it one day, so when the teacher handed it to him he fucking ATE it!

Like, why not just throw it away?!

Hahahahahaha his logic is so funny

I've told this one before:

One day two years ago, at recess, they called time to come in and he blamed another kid ("This is all your fault!"), punched the kid, jumped the fence, and took off down the road.

He just walked out of the TV room and said "If I saw anybody beating up Jesus, I'd kill them."

Shit yeah, son.

This kid is my fucking hero.

McParadigm is my fucking hero. His junk is beautiful.