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This is kind of embarassing.
For some reason, I always end up in pain. I know I'm not trying too hard, but I think something goes very wrong and it really burns for like an hour afterwards. Sometimes I end up on the floor in the bathroom. Maybe something is going down the wrong tube. It only happens when I've been drinking. There has to be some sort of medical explanation for this.
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
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fuck you guys
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
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Spike wrote:
you're gonna be proud of this thread in the morning
I've been meaning to ask this for a while now
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
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Spike wrote:
you're gonna be proud of this thread in the morning
this should be turned into an emoticon
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I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
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Jesus was a total coke fiend.
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sherpahigh wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
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godeatgod wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
Jesus
Jesus was a total coke fiend.
Only RaptorJesus. RegularJesus sticks to quaaludes.
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Ensign9 wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
godeatgod wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
I've suffered from a similar condition. I get the burn sometimes after I get off and it feels like I really have to pee. Usually only happens if I rub one off with a full bladder, or if I've been doing cocaine.
Jesus
Jesus was a total coke fiend.
Only RaptorJesus. RegularJesus sticks to quaaludes.
um, hello water into wine?
i think he had other vices...
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The burning pee happens sometimes to me when I have certain red wines, although I've never experienced the painful sensation due to autogratification. I kind of like drunk sex though, because it makes me feel like a superstar and I usually am to drunk to care whether I get off or not...must be what it's like to be a girl.
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