Today's CNN.com poll:

Which would you prefer your child to be?

1.) Happy but bad at math
2.) Unhappy but good at math

Results:

81% Happy but bad at math
19% Unhappy but good at math


Now... why is America falling behind in science and technology?

Who gives a shit about science and technology if you are unhappy?

Why would anyone trade thier child's happiness for math skills?

That's retarded.

I thought the options were going to be

1) gay
2) retarded

yeah b/c you can only be one or the other.

That is one of the most useless polls ever created by the mind of man.

didnt you have a poll to see who would be mod, pd or tsunami?

Damn Peeps how could you forget PJD was one of the choices?

dude, theres alot about her i have tried to forget

Because all of the scientists, engineers, etc. are too unhappy to show up for work.

ha I thought it was going to be

1. stripper daughter
2. gay son

I want my child to be loralei's love child.

I never understood this expression. Shouldn't it be shame child?

Not if we really enjoyed the process.

Nah, it's because we are stuck in line at McDonalds getting served lunch by the happy kids.

You don't "get" the 60's.

i think i belong to the 19%

That would explain the sad face.



The downfall of America: Happiness.

After getting back to the basics of unhappiness, I say we invade other countries and give them the gift of unhappiness, too. To all the happy motherfuckers out there - your happy days are over.

1 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock rock
5 6 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock rock

You don't "get" the 50's.