So last night my friend calls me and tells me he is going to some haunted house thing with a girl he met at school. He said she was bringing her friends, so he asked me to go. I wasn't doing anything, so I figured it would be cool and I could meet some girls.

So after that whole thing, we go to some dude's house to have beers and shit. There are about 12 people and, with the exception of my friend, I didn't know any of them before last night. They were extremely friendly and accepting people who were very cool to hang out with, so we were having a good time.

Then this chick (Katie) shows up with her boyfriend (Dan). She was cool and I was talking to her about music and shit. Some five minutes later, Katie starts hooking up with her best friend (Maureen). Dan is just chilling and watching it all while everyone is acting drunk and egging them on. So a little bit later Katie says "I don't think Dan and Maureen are kissing enough." So Dan and Maureen start hooking up.

So Dan and Maureen go into another room and start making out with each other and Katie tells me to ask her boyfriend if I can hook up with her. I started laughing and I'm like "why don't you ask him?" She's like, "Go do it, come on." Then she starts telling me how turned on she gets when her boyfriend hooks up with girls and how much she likes chicks and shit and she keeps bugging me to ask Dan if I can hook up with her which I thought was weird. So I say to Dan "go tell your girlfriend that I'm not allowed to hook up with you." He laughs and says "what're you, traditional like that?"

The whole thing was pretty funny to me. So ladies with a boyfriend, can you imagine you and your best friend hooking up with each other and swapping your man around and everyone being cool with it? Is this shit common? Haha...funny stuff. Props to the dude.

Is this like Caligula or something? Do you hang out in Roman bath houses?

ahhh college girls

I thought that story was gonna go somewhere good.

You don't understand, this shit took me by complete surprise. Everyone was normal and cool. Nothing weird was going on at all, and then out of nowehere this chick starts lokcing lips with her best friend while her boyfriend is watching.

also, you forgot the myspace links to Katie and Maureen's pages.

I thought it was pretty cool. Obviously Mowbs has a lady friend, which is a crying shame when he gets in this situation and not me. I'd be all over her like a cheap suit

I'm actually single. I was just kind of uncomfortable with the whole asking her boyfriend if i can get with her thing, haha.

Yeah dude. Fuck that, I'd be sketched by the whole situation.

Ah okay I jumped to conclusions there, I think i'd ask regardless. I mean he was obviously okay with sharing, so I think he'd be okay if I had a turn on his mrs.

Was she a good sort? Would you have done it if she approached you in a bar by herself?

Ya know what....I think she was probably just attractive enough for me to get with her. Far from a knockout or anything. Same with her friend.

I once fucked a girl and made out with her sister at the same time. It was glorious.

I had built a bar in my living room and moved my bed into the kitchen (can you tell this was college?). Girls would come over, sign the bar, and hang. Sometimes it got crazy.

um, no, i would never do that. ew

People are fucking crazy.

i can't believe i haven't seen *fap* in this thread yet

can someone explain this analogy. its never made any sense to me. If anything, a cheap suit is more likely to fall off you than a well made one.

I might as well add that I got with Maureen tonight. We had good times.

Who had just got with Dan. So really you just got with Dan. Hate to break it to you, but that means:

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Just kidding. Nice work!