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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am 
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and shattered my stick at the buttend


how in the fuck can you even do that?

and on top of it, it slashed open my thumb through a pair of garden gloves and regular hockey gloves, and gave me a nice gash on my chest between the manboobies :(

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Peeps wrote:
and shattered my stick at the buttend


how in the fuck can you even do that?

and on top of it, it slashed open my thumb through a pair of garden gloves and regular hockey gloves, and gave me a nice gash on my chest between the manboobies :(


ouch. :shock:

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parchy wrote:
Nobody cares


apparently you do enough to post this


but then again, you also moaned about wanting to do so much better for this world than what youre doing now. might i suggest a pen to your eye?

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Peeps wrote:
and shattered my stick at the buttend


how in the fuck can you even do that?

and on top of it, it slashed open my thumb through a pair of garden gloves and regular hockey gloves, and gave me a nice gash on my chest between the manboobies :(


ouch. :shock:


a fiberglass stick too :(

im hoping to find a piece of metal to drill into the two pieces, then taping that fucker like nobodies business. for some odd reason, Parchy...err i mean Dicks doesnt sell long sticks anymore, and i cant play with my short stick on D

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Peeps wrote:
parchy wrote:
Nobody cares


apparently you do enough to post this


but then again, you also moaned about wanting to do so much better for this world than what youre doing now. might i suggest a pen to your eye?


Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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karma owned you for making this thread

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/vie ... hp?t=53357

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Bant wrote:
karma owned you for making this thread

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/vie ... hp?t=53357


the govt made that thread, not me, they hacked into my account, spoofed my ip address so that the mods wouldnt know and have alienated 99.83% of the people from me on this board :(

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don't even know how that's possible, but sticks bust. Glad you weren't hurt worse because it could've been worse I'm sure.

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I almost broke my stick friday night as well... different scenarios

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is this ice hockey or roller hockey? what kinda stick was it? how it broke up by the butt end i wouldnt know? if it broke in the middle maybe you need a stiff flex

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bamonator wrote:
is this ice hockey or roller hockey? what kinda stick was it? how it broke up by the butt end i wouldnt know? if it broke in the middle maybe you need a stiff flex

its barely even hockey, they run around in shoes

peeps ive played hockey for about 10 years now and never saw anything like that happen, congrats!

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warehouse wrote:
bamonator wrote:
is this ice hockey or roller hockey? what kinda stick was it? how it broke up by the butt end i wouldnt know? if it broke in the middle maybe you need a stiff flex

its barely even hockey, they run around in shoes

peeps ive played hockey for about 10 years now and never saw anything like that happen, congrats!



yeah i've been playing for 17 years and how you shatter a stick n cut urself is beyond me, as well as why are you wearing gardening gloves

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bamonator wrote:
warehouse wrote:
bamonator wrote:
is this ice hockey or roller hockey? what kinda stick was it? how it broke up by the butt end i wouldnt know? if it broke in the middle maybe you need a stiff flex

its barely even hockey, they run around in shoes

peeps ive played hockey for about 10 years now and never saw anything like that happen, congrats!



yeah i've been playing for 17 years and how you shatter a stick n cut urself is beyond me, as well as why are you wearing gardening gloves

i know kids who wear different kinda gloves when we play hockey, like bmx gloves or something similar

but keep in mind peeps wasnt playing hockey, just running around w/ a hockey stick

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bamonator wrote:
warehouse wrote:
bamonator wrote:
is this ice hockey or roller hockey? what kinda stick was it? how it broke up by the butt end i wouldnt know? if it broke in the middle maybe you need a stiff flex

its barely even hockey, they run around in shoes

peeps ive played hockey for about 10 years now and never saw anything like that happen, congrats!



yeah i've been playing for 17 years and how you shatter a stick n cut urself is beyond me, as well as why are you wearing gardening gloves


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:lol: It's great how Peeps left when he realized he has no defense like usual. :lol:

Don't worry, Peeps. If the cut is bad enough that you need extra skin to reseal it, you can get it from yourself :lol:

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warehouse wrote:
but keep in mind peeps wasnt playing hockey, just running around w/ a hockey stick


Or as some crazy folks call it... ball hockey.

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PhilPritchard wrote:
warehouse wrote:
but keep in mind peeps wasnt playing hockey, just running around w/ a hockey stick


Or as some crazy folks call it... ball hockey.

i havent come up w/ a name for it yet. something like "fag ball" or "vagina ball"

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sportsfreakpete6 wrote:
:lol: It's great how Peeps left when he realized he has no defense like usual. :lol:

Don't worry, Peeps. If the cut is bad enough that you need extra skin to reseal it, you can get it from yourself :lol:


are you seriously retarded, i ask cause, well, i think youre retarded, and that may well explain everything about you.



anyway, bizzarro and others, its a graphite shaft, with a rubber buttend on it, taped up. ill take a pic and post it. the only thing that really sucks, like i said, is that around here, you cant buy a long stick like it without paying out the ass.

i only have three games left and dont want to spend 70-90 on a new one. either i can tape this one up or i am getting a ice hockey stick off my buddy

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