what do you do?

make a thread about it

get a cat

maybe i can use the $20 i'm going to win in our bet to buy some cat litter and food for the cat i'm going to need to get.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

are you suggesting mouse pie for the holiday parties?

So eat the mice?

Yes

peanut butter.

i've tried every trap known to humans. they either take the food off the trap and it doesn't go off, or they bypass the traps all together.

glue traps worked for me. but they can't be wimpy small ones. upon trapping them, make sure you throw them out the window like a frisbee.

onto third avenue in manhattan?

just use rat poison

mix some with peanut butter on a plate and then leave it out...the only bad thing is that they could die somewhere random..but they'll be gone

i've considered that, too, but then what if they die in some corner i can't get to? and it starts smellin' real bad?

what you want to do is put some bacon or ham on a trap. Those little fuckers can't resist it.

Sounds like you're putting too much bait on.

even better! I'm jealous.

Don't worry, they'll likely end up dying in the walls where you don't have a chance at reaching them. The good news is that I belive that the poison dries them right up so I don't think they smell really. Could be wrong though, I've never shared my living spaces with dirty critters before.

Yup.

Or even better, take 'em up on the roof and launch 'em towards the river with a water balloon launcher.