I hope at least someone here can appreciate this..

My favorite:
"FUCK YOU, YOU CAR WASH CUNT!"

Also notable:
"Are you jewish?".. "Do you want to check my penis?"
"A dog.. bit.. my penis.."

Larry: I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and smuggled it out of here!

You dont gargle much do you. Its a lot of fun you should do it more often.

I've never seen this show

This show is top shelf.

"You do not invite a sex offender over for dinner without talking to me first!"

I hear you poppin' those mother fuckin' bubbles, Larry.

"You know who she should be reading? EMILY FUCKING POST!"

"You cunt! You CUNT!"

"Magicians don't tell people how they do their tricks."

"I tried poppin' her out! She wouldn't pop out!"

"I meant beloved Aunt, not beloved cunt!"

"What the fuck is my five wood doing in the casket?"

"Honey, I got a red snapper that talks to ya!"

"He's more of an actor than a wrestler."

"He screws the wife of a man in a wheelchair!"

"Mommy, that bald man is in the bathroom and he has something hard in his pants!"


"Fuck Huuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhh"

That one is A++.

Huge Vagina \ /

"You know what he's saying? I'm charging way too much."