I said to Hank, my bottle of whiskey
tonight is the night
I'm not feeling so right
and you're looking alright
I'll get naked naked now
and prepare for the dance
I'm going to get you drunk
like you do to me
then we'll fuck
and fuck
until you tell me to fuck off
this is marriage, hank
and you are my wife
if you don't dance
and peel off those
lacey knickers
you'll spend the night
in the basement
where you can dance
and masterbate for ghosts
this is our life, dear
every night we rendezvous
every night we play the strings
every night we do dirty things
tomorrow night I'm going
to penetrate your rump
with a crucifix, hank

Hank?

Getting off by sticking bottles up your ass ftw...