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 Post subject: Jesus Cramps
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:36 am 
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have to be the worse thing on earth (besides falling off a tree stand and ripping your nut sack wide open)


i dont know what you call them where you live, but they are cramps you get in your sleep that wake up right up and cause you to scream Jesus at the top of your lungs.

you know youre in pain, but your not sure why, or where its eminating from.

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have to be the worse thing on earth (besides falling off a tree stand and ripping your nut sack wide open)


i dont know what you call them where you live, but they are cramps you get in your sleep that wake up right up and cause you to scream Jesus at the top of your lungs.

you know youre in pain, but your not sure why, or where its eminating from.

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cant say i have had these, ive woken up and thought my arm was missing because i fell aslppe with it behind my head and it was totally asleep when i woke up, but ive never been woken by cramps

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i want to cut a limb off during one of these cramp attacks

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I don't know if I'm thinking of the same thing you are, but I've gotten those in my calves before and yeah, it's no picnic.


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dyingonahilltop wrote:
I don't know if I'm thinking of the same thing you are, but I've gotten those in my calves before and yeah, it's no picnic.


exactly

i took a nap friday morning and boom. i got lucky and stretched my foot the right way on the first try, but it was sore all day and into the next morning

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dyingonahilltop wrote:
I don't know if I'm thinking of the same thing you are, but I've gotten those in my calves before and yeah, it's no picnic.


exactly

i took a nap friday morning and boom. i got lucky and stretched my foot the right way on the first try, but it was sore all day and into the next morning

I get those all the time.

After 30 years, I've figured out how to avoid them. STAY HYDRATED. They're almost always a result of dehydration. Drink a big glass of water before bed, you won't get them.

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punkdavid wrote:
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dyingonahilltop wrote:
I don't know if I'm thinking of the same thing you are, but I've gotten those in my calves before and yeah, it's no picnic.


exactly

i took a nap friday morning and boom. i got lucky and stretched my foot the right way on the first try, but it was sore all day and into the next morning

I get those all the time.

After 30 years, I've figured out how to avoid them. STAY HYDRATED. They're almost always a result of dehydration. Drink a big glass of water before bed, you won't get them.

then you wake up in a puddle a piss. what then?!

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i get them in the area right above my junk. they're usually so bad that i keel right over to the ground and have to lay down. i read, like dave mentioned, that it's from dehydration. but i don't know with what i'm getting. could be something bad.

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I don't get these often but they are fuckin' awful.

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Sometines i have them...its always in the legs, right? at least for me, its horrible.

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how about when you wake up but you're not really awake

you can feel all your muscles and you can breathe and you're aware of your surroundings and all your senses are active but you can't move a muscle, as if you're still asleep

's happened to me a few times

freaks me the hell out

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Never heard of them, never had them. I feel like I'm missing out

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tree_ wrote:
how about when you wake up but you're not really awake

you can feel all your muscles and you can breathe and you're aware of your surroundings and all your senses are active but you can't move a muscle, as if you're still asleep

's happened to me a few times

freaks me the hell out

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It happens to me a lot!! Good god, i thought i was the only one who had this shit...is horrible, it usually happens when im having what i call a "real-time bad dream". This is a type of dream that is very slow,1 minute on this dream is really 1 minute...so its fucking crazy.

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Human Bass wrote:
tree_ wrote:
how about when you wake up but you're not really awake

you can feel all your muscles and you can breathe and you're aware of your surroundings and all your senses are active but you can't move a muscle, as if you're still asleep

's happened to me a few times

freaks me the hell out

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It happens to me a lot!! Good god, i thought i was the only one who had this shit...is horrible, it usually happens when im having what i call a "real-time bad dream". This is a type of dream that is very slow,1 minute on this dream is really 1 minute...so its fucking crazy.

Yeah.. happens to me when I'm having a bad dream, too. I start to f'n panic! Can't move! Panic! Wake up! Can't! Panic!


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I haven't gotten the ones in the calves in a while, but lately I've been getting them in the arch of right foot. I have to wake up and walk around for a couple of minutes to stop the pain.

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yeah those are pretty bad.


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I haven't gotten the ones in the calves in a while, but lately I've been getting them in the arch of right foot. I have to wake up and walk around for a couple of minutes to stop the pain.

The ones in your feet are usually a result of tightness in your calves. Stretch out your calves, and the foot cramp will stop.

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do you mean a charlie horse?

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i can force myself to get cramps in my calves and hamstrings. it feels kinda good

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warehouse wrote:
i can force myself to get cramps in my calves and hamstrings. it feels kinda good


I can do this also, can you do it in the arches of your feet?


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