Dig this...

Today, a new hire had to sit with me...Apparently Chubb hired a bunch of new people, and wanted them to sit with experienced people for 2 hours and listen to some phone calls to get the gyst of it. So basically I was paired up with this girl..Crystal. Crystal was a VERY pretty little blond I thanked God for the simple twist of fate...it certainly made my day a little more exciting

So anyway, I have the personality to make people pretty comfortable around me. So we were chatting in between calls...laughing...making fun of stuff...etc etc. She was pretty cool...and made me laugh, plus the underlying fact that she was very VERY cute

So its about an hour into our session, and by now, she's leaning right up next to me, watching me do my thing on each call...on the computer...we were basically touching knees as I was typing away, and she was watching. I thought, hey Balks...there ya go

I also took notice that a lot of the other new people seemed very timid, and afraid...and they were sitting relatively far away from the person they were sitting with...this girl was certainly NOT.

So here's the kicker...I have this little ball thats attached to a string, that i tied to a hook in my cube. I usually bat at it like a kat when i get bored throughout the day, or when i need to do something other than stare at the computer. She goes...

"Whats this for?"

to which I reply

"Ahh its just a ball I play with when I need to keep myself sane from all of these calls and to let some stress out every now and then."

She goes...

"So you play with balls to relieve stress?"

I looked at her...biting my lower lip (typical Balks move)...and smiled...

"Yea, I guess I do"

She replied...

"Ahh....so do I"

I then said...

"I'm pretty certain my face is beat red right now, would that be accurate?"

Her response...

"Yup"

2 minutes later she had to go ....turns out...she's going to be working in my unit after her training is up...*struts*

What would you make out of this?

Balki's got a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllfffffffffffrrrrrrrrriiiieenndd

Dont tell her about RM yet

does she like this forum? i know you were on it while you were "training"

She wants your balls.

sounds like she'll also be working ON your unit after her training is up.

She's on drugs maybe?

I think she wants your Balki in her Cousin Larry.

Maybe she has balls, and isn't referring to playing with somebody else's.

Anyways, my best friend's father works for Chubb. He used to be the head of whatever division Dallas is in for the energy resources group. I know he's shifted roles but I don't know exactly what he does now.

I knew you'd do that!!

It means she sees what a great person you are Jeff, duh.

case in point.

if that's part of your uniform then yeah, I think she's hot for you. otherwise she was just trying to get a free lunch.

Naw, she just wants his balls.

maybe she just likes to play- period. give it time and you'll see.

see the hint of my red,white,and blue headband on the corner of my forehead? I was in full regalia

that's what i told him too

are you in a gang? cause we can help you.