Post subject: People That Aren't "Liked" By Clubber
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:41 pm
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I read his original post and figured it would disappear b/c it was stupid... shows how much i know, so i've created another thread, for everybody that can't say anything back to clubber b/c he doesn't want to talk to us.
i think some golfers are very athletic and the sport itself takes athletic skill
i think the BCS sucks, but b/c of the money it generates it will never go away
lastly, i think the colts suck and peyton manning should retire and play golf!
i prefer the NBA to college hoops, but only since the Bulls started playing defense a couple years ago.
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Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:28 am Posts: 28541 Location: PORTLAND, ME
jimmac you and the lady in your picture are welcome at our party... i'm pretty sure we've already got people stealing clubber's weed, and i'll grab the minibar and his cooler, so get some ladies there and we'll have a good time!
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i guess i'd better put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
I don't think anyone is denying that golf takes a lot skill, or saying that it is an easy game to play.
This all comes down to how you define an athlete. It's completely subjective. My opinion is that an athlete has to actually be in shape to play their sport. And please...defenders of golf, save yourself the embarassment of using the piss-poor argument that they are athletes because they can walk around a damn golf course.
Tough game to play? Absolutely. Takes a lot of skill, practice and discipline? Of course. Does a golfer make someone athletic? Nope.
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:28 am Posts: 28541 Location: PORTLAND, ME
mowbs wrote:
Does a golfer make someone athletic? Nope.
i don't think that's Inglesh....
does being good at golf make someone athletic? nope
does being a good golfer make someone athletic? nope
does being a professional golfer make you athletic? nope
is golf a very difficult SPORT? yes
are sports played by athletes? yes
what a confusing situation!
I just left Clubber's party and I upper-decked his toilet!
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EllisEamos wrote:
mowbs wrote:
Does a golfer make someone athletic? Nope.
i don't think that's Inglesh....
does being good at golf make someone athletic? nope does being a good golfer make someone athletic? nope does being a professional golfer make you athletic? nope
is golf a very difficult SPORT? yes are sports played by athletes? yes
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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Buggy wrote:
EllisEamos wrote:
mowbs wrote:
Does a golfer make someone athletic? Nope.
i don't think that's Inglesh....
does being good at golf make someone athletic? nope does being a good golfer make someone athletic? nope does being a professional golfer make you athletic? nope
is golf a very difficult SPORT? yes are sports played by athletes? yes
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them. Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches. Peasant 2: Wood. Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread. Peasant 2: Apples. Peasant 3: Very small rocks. Peasant 1: Cider. Peasant 2: Gravy. Peasant 3: Cherries. Peasant 1: Mud. Peasant 2: Churches. Peasant 3: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: A Duck. Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically... Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore... Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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