POSTED: 4:08 pm EST January 12, 2007 UPDATED: 5:15 pm EST January 12, 2007 E-mail this story | Print this story Sign Up for Breaking News Alerts ORLANDO, Fla. -- They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but an Orlando man who said he was promised beauty was instead given a beast of a situation.
Kurt Spath, 36, of Orlando, is suing the The Events and Adventures Club, claiming that the women he met were not up to his standards.
Spath, an insurance adjuster who enjoys cooking and outdoor activities, told Local 6 News that he paid more than $1,000 to join the group, which promised to set him up with sophisticated, professional women. Click here to find out more!
Spath said the women he met through the group were far from that description, so he's suing to get a refund of his membership fee.
"Is it safe to say you think you are better than everybody in this group?" Local 6 News reporter Jessica Sanchez asked Spath.
"No, that's relative. I wouldn't say I'm better than anybody there," Spath said. "I'd say I'm different. These people are not what I was looking for and not what I was promised."
The singles' group did not return any phone calls from Local 6 News.
POSTED: 4:08 pm EST January 12, 2007 UPDATED: 5:15 pm EST January 12, 2007 E-mail this story | Print this story Sign Up for Breaking News Alerts ORLANDO, Fla. -- They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but an Orlando man who said he was promised beauty was instead given a beast of a situation.
Kurt Spath, 36, of Orlando, is suing the The Events and Adventures Club, claiming that the women he met were not up to his standards.
Spath, an insurance adjuster who enjoys cooking and outdoor activities, told Local 6 News that he paid more than $1,000 to join the group, which promised to set him up with sophisticated, professional women. Click here to find out more!
Spath said the women he met through the group were far from that description, so he's suing to get a refund of his membership fee.
"Is it safe to say you think you are better than everybody in this group?" Local 6 News reporter Jessica Sanchez asked Spath.
"No, that's relative. I wouldn't say I'm better than anybody there," Spath said. "I'd say I'm different. These people are not what I was looking for and not what I was promised."
The singles' group did not return any phone calls from Local 6 News.
I wonder if the women were promised an incentive, if they were, they need to tell that man to eat a fat baby's dick. Screw that guy and his $1000 bucks.
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I'd like to have an opinion on this, but I need to see what he was promised, and I need to see pictures of the women.
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Im about to sue Brazil, for real.
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why the Guess Where? in the title...is it only because Florida is full of beautiful women
because whenever something fucked up happens in the states, chances are, well probably about 50/50 that it happened in Florida. I'm from Florida as well, i see stupidity all over. And when it comes to beautiful women, here in Miami it's quite rare, unless you like surgical enhanced, well, everything.
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At first I figured he was suing for damages or something, but after learning that he only wants his money back, he may have a decent case, provided that he can prove they promised him something and did not deliver it. It may not involve solely the 'quality' of the women.
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jwfocker wrote:
Veddar10 wrote:
tommymctom wrote:
yes, florida!
why the Guess Where? in the title...is it only because Florida is full of beautiful women
No, it's because Florida has done a wonderful job of given off an air of unmatched stupidity.
you sound kind of stupid by saying that. You obviously are referring to that old voting thing that was all over the news years ago, which by the way was only in Palm Beach County, the rest of the state was making fun of them just as much as everyone else because for some reason people in that county couldn't read a goddam ballot. This guy is a retard and probably sees something no one else does when he looks in the mirror and thinks he's too good for anyone. Wonder why he is using a dating service? I don't spend much time down in Miami but everywhere else I go seems to have proportionately much beautiful women than anywhere else I've been in the country without being surgically enhanced, so no matter how much of a dick this guy is, if he throws a rock out his office window he is more than likely going to hit an attractive woman who might sleep with him.
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punkdavid wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
conoalias wrote:
And when it comes to beautiful women, here in Miami it's quite rare, unless you like surgical enhanced, well, everything.
It looks like the gals in Tallahassee are leading in that department right now.
They look like geniuses to me. Especially the brunette. Look at her deep in thought, contemplating the nature of reality and her existence.
PD...just because they have beautiful but fake tits doesn't mean they are retarded. It just means some rich guy who can't get laid any other way bought them for them, and god bless him
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Veddar10 wrote:
jwfocker wrote:
Veddar10 wrote:
tommymctom wrote:
yes, florida!
why the Guess Where? in the title...is it only because Florida is full of beautiful women
No, it's because Florida has done a wonderful job of given off an air of unmatched stupidity.
you sound kind of stupid by saying that. You obviously are referring to that old voting thing that was all over the news years ago, which by the way was only in Palm Beach County, the rest of the state was making fun of them just as much as everyone else because for some reason people in that county couldn't read a goddam ballot. This guy is a retard and probably sees something no one else does when he looks in the mirror and thinks he's too good for anyone. Wonder why he is using a dating service? I don't spend much time down in Miami but everywhere else I go seems to have proportionately much beautiful women than anywhere else I've been in the country without being surgically enhanced, so no matter how much of a dick this guy is, if he throws a rock out his office window he is more than likely going to hit an attractive woman who might sleep with him.
I think you've missed the point here. The Florida joke is a reference to the fact that an alarming number of the wackjob news stories of late have come from the wang state. It's become sort of a running gag. See here for another example.
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