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JimNasium
 Post subject: The best excuse for a positive drug test yet
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:37 pm 
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The yeast he can expect is a 3 match ban

When Milan player Marco Borriello failed a drugs test in Italy having been tested after a game against Roma, you'd think it would be curtains for the lad in trying to explain his innocence.

So imagine the shocked faces of the members of the panel when he walks in with Belen Rodriguez.......

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.....and proceeds to blame her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection - which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream. A cunning excuse for sure.

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I knew news like this would get to the US. :lol:
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Malcolm Sex
 Post subject: Re: The best excuse for a positive drug test yet
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:li: With or without the extra cheese on the taco

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Angus wrote:
I knew news like this would get to the US. :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: The best excuse for a positive drug test yet
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Malcolm Sex wrote:
JimNasium wrote:
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:li: With or without the extra cheese on the taco


A double helping for me please....

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 Post subject: Re: The best excuse for a positive drug test yet
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:04 pm 
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JimNasium wrote:
The yeast he can expect is a 3 match ban

When Milan player Marco Borriello failed a drugs test in Italy having been tested after a game against Roma, you'd think it would be curtains for the lad in trying to explain his innocence.

So imagine the shocked faces of the members of the panel when he walks in with Belen Rodriguez.......

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.....and proceeds to blame her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection - which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream. A cunning excuse for sure.

don't you mean a cunnilingus excuse?

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conoalias
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JimNasium wrote:
The yeast he can expect is a 3 match ban


i just noticed that :lol:
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I don't care who the chick is...vaginal infections ain't nothin' nice.

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This thread is puntastic. :lol:

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This thread is cuntastic. :lol:

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