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 Post subject: Religious Fanatics say the stupidest things
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:30 am 
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thread at ETS NIN forum wrote:
A wonderful collection of Christian quotes from message boards. Some of these seem like they aren't serious, but they're all pretty funny.

Just a little highlight:

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

-TexasSky, Christian Forums

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"[On homosexuality being a condition one is born with]

Just because you are born a certain way doesn't meant that is the way you have to be. Some people are born Asian, but through surgeries and counseling they can change."

-propaneharry, IMDB


What a bunch of hypocritical douchebags. One guy says he never met a sane atheist. I never met a sane religious fanatic :roll:

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That's quite a collection.

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Wow. disturbing.

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this level of idiocy is nearly unfathomable

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Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.


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this level of idiocy is nearly unfathomable


You're going to hell. :wink:


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I would say that if people are generally this ignorant/stupid, they forfeit certain rights. I'm not joking either.

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Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.


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 Post subject: Re: Religious Fanatics say the stupidest things
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thread at ETS NIN forum wrote:
Some people are born Asian

:lol:

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glorified_version wrote:
this level of idiocy is nearly unfathomable

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Some Christian Dude wrote:
There is a god.


:roll: Retard.

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im god, hail hail

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psychobain wrote:
im god, hail hail


do you refer to those in love?


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psychobain wrote:
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I believe this statement.

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Here's where I got this thread from if anyone wants to see the Nine Inch Nails forum's responses. I post in there as 'Vin'

http://www.echoingthesound.org/phpbbx/v ... sc&start=0

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What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay.


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"Muds trying to get out and infect the rest of my White World occurred last night. An entire family of lowland gorillas attended Saturday night services at the Methodist Church my wife and I attend. I toyed with the idea of confronting them with, [speaking to the dad] "look around, you're the only of your kind here, surely there are black churches in DC, aren't there? and Speaking as one man in this Church of hundreds, YOU AND YOUR MUD FAMILY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, GO HOME!!"

But I don't think that wouldn't have set well with the Pastor or the rest of the nigger-friendly congregation, especially one member, whose daughter has gone and married a mud, and now she's of the mindset to "love ALL God's children", at first, it upset her that her daughter would marry a mud, but now, she's gotten used to the idea of someday having babyshit brown grandchildren and she just LOVES the idea and her son-in-law;I tell y'all, it makes me want to VOMIT.

If I can get the folks at the Christian Identity website to send me Chapter and verse that advises Whites to NOT mix with lesser races, I'll take it to her, that way, maybe, her daughter can divorce chimpy and become a "slightly used" White woman again (well that is, if she hasn't contracted AIDS from chimpy)."


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"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

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These people never, EVER forget to vote.


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"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. "


Wow. That is exactly 180 degrees opposite from what the new testament says.


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February 2, 2007
'Patriot Pastor' Call to Imprison Adulterers Could Thin Presidential Primary

Televangelist and Ohio “Patriot Pastor” leader Rod Parsley’s Center for Moral Clarity is urging the revival of long-dormant laws against adultery in states such as Michigan, where adultery is technically a felony, although no one has been prosecuted for 36 years.

In an e-mail update to its supporters, the Center noted with approval the remark of an appeals court judge that a Michigan statute criminalizing sex involving commission of a felony, when combined with the law making adultery a felony, could lead to life in prison. “Lawmakers and judges in Michigan are holding married couples accountable for their vows of fidelity,” touted CMC, adding that “The rest of the nation should take a look at the Michigan statute. Criminal laws are designed to force people to conform to certain acceptable standards of personal behavior. Most of society's code of conduct has its roots in the 10 Commandments.”

"Adultery is a violation of biblical instruction as well as an offense against the other partner in what should be a sacred relationship,” said Parsley. But given his history of involvement in Republican politics, where will that leave him in 2008, with frontrunning presidential candidates McCain and Giuliani, along with potential dark horse Gingrich, each allegedly carrying an adulterous past that, in Parsley’s world, would put them behind bars?

Posted by Ezra at 4:25 PM

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2007/02/p ... tor_5.html

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February 2, 2007
'Patriot Pastor' Call to Imprison Adulterers Could Thin Presidential Primary

Televangelist and Ohio “Patriot Pastor” leader Rod Parsley’s Center for Moral Clarity is urging the revival of long-dormant laws against adultery in states such as Michigan, where adultery is technically a felony, although no one has been prosecuted for 36 years.

In an e-mail update to its supporters, the Center noted with approval the remark of an appeals court judge that a Michigan statute criminalizing sex involving commission of a felony, when combined with the law making adultery a felony, could lead to life in prison. “Lawmakers and judges in Michigan are holding married couples accountable for their vows of fidelity,” touted CMC, adding that “The rest of the nation should take a look at the Michigan statute. Criminal laws are designed to force people to conform to certain acceptable standards of personal behavior. Most of society's code of conduct has its roots in the 10 Commandments.”

"Adultery is a violation of biblical instruction as well as an offense against the other partner in what should be a sacred relationship,” said Parsley. But given his history of involvement in Republican politics, where will that leave him in 2008, with frontrunning presidential candidates McCain and Giuliani, along with potential dark horse Gingrich, each allegedly carrying an adulterous past that, in Parsley’s world, would put them behind bars?

Posted by Ezra at 4:25 PM

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2007/02/p ... tor_5.html


You mean like the sacred relationship Yahweh had with the Jews, grew angry and dissillusioned, and noticed the hot pants on the Gentile nations?

Up next, life in prison for skipping churh on Sunday.


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