Like all modern animals, modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined whether kangaroos form a holobarmin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. After the Flood, kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land -- as Australia was still for a time connected to the Middle East before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.
Hit the "Random Page" link a few dozen times...it's comedy gold.
(kind of makes me wonder...)
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That's actually offensive
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
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Some of his successes are: Defeating Saddam Hussein. Prevented any further terrorist attacks on US soil (since September 2001). Cut taxes.
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LittleWing sometime in July 2007 wrote:
Unfortunately, it's so elementary, and the big time investors behind the drive in the stock market aren't so stupid. This isn't the false economy of 2000.
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Man in Black wrote:
glorified_version wrote:
Is this for real?
It could be a parody...but,
my sources tell me that it was set up by Andrew Schlafly, son of Phyliss Schlafly, there are people that really believe this stuff.
i assumed this was a parody. never thought for a second it could be real, that's scary.
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Man in Black wrote:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
From the Kangaroo entry:
Like all modern animals, modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined whether kangaroos form a holobarmin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. After the Flood, kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land -- as Australia was still for a time connected to the Middle East before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart -- or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.
Hit the "Random Page" link a few dozen times...it's comedy gold.
(kind of makes me wonder...)
Waaaaait a minute here. You're not allowed to just cherry pick legitimate scientific facts to prop up the rediculous claims you use to try and discredit other legitimate scientific facts.
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MF wrote:
Waaaaait a minute here. You're not allowed to just cherry pick legitimate scientific facts to prop up the rediculous claims you use to try and discredit other legitimate scientific facts.
I think Pangea broke apart during the flood.
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B wrote:
MF wrote:
Waaaaait a minute here. You're not allowed to just cherry pick legitimate scientific facts to prop up the rediculous claims you use to try and discredit other legitimate scientific facts.
I think Pangea broke apart during the flood.
makes sense
I miss the days when the creationist's only argument was "god put it there to test your faith". That didn't disturb me nearly as much as this new psuedo-science.
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