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 Post subject: "Taking A Bath" - a short story by Toledo
PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:58 am 
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We last left off our friend when he went deep sea diving off the coast of Orlando, Florida. He almost drown, but whatever! HE DID NOT!

We come up on him inside his house, he sitting naked in a saltwater fish tank, and yes there are fish swimming around in there. Toledo smile to the camera crew, and he turn down his steroe which was blasting some old school Babyface. He reach to the bottomof the tank and pull out a ziploc bag containig Nilla Wafers, we he starts talking and eating them!

Toledo: When I went diving last I was nobody! I went and came and went home now where I am, and I found I got voteed number threein some popluarity contest on the internet! I said fuck it, and went out and hired a male stripper to fuck me! I DON'T THINK I'M GAY!

Toledo then hear a rustling behind him in the kitchen! He looks back and it's that samegod damn cat he sprayed with bug spray last year!!!!! It's eating his soup!!! He quickly try to stand up in the fish tank but it falls over and he go down hard,oh shit!!!!! water anf fish flop all over the place!!! Toledo then apparently start to seziure and masturbate at the sametime!!!!!! shit!!

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