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Malcolm Sex
 Post subject: Michigan man has sex with girlfriends dead dog....
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I heard this on the radio last night on my way home from work and had to read up on the case:

http://www.mlive.com/news/bctimes/index.ssf?/base/news-8/117231576565120.xml&coll=4

"Fehrman had said in previous written and oral arguments that a dead dog is not an animal and therefore cannot be violated against its will."

:throwup:

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Malcolm Sex wrote:
I heard this on the radio last night on my way home from work and had to read up on the case:


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what? Sure this guy isn't from Germany or Florida?

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Electromatic wrote:
what? Sure this guy isn't from Germany or Florida?


motherfucker. :D
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not to be jaded but doesn't this weird shit happen fairly often?

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loralei wrote:
not to be jaded but doesn't this weird shit happen fairly often?


Yup, isn't society grand!?

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loralei wrote:
not to be jaded but doesn't this weird shit happen fairly often?


that's the sad truth, right there.
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conoalias wrote:
loralei wrote:
not to be jaded but doesn't this weird shit happen fairly often?


that's the sad truth, right there.


especially in Florida

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The Argonaut
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Malcolm Sex wrote:
"Fehrman had said in previous written and oral arguments that a dead dog is not an animal and therefore cannot be violated against its will."


Heh heh.

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Gross, but victimless.
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Gross, but victimless.


Yeah, it's like fucking a fleshlight.

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Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Man's best friend" doesn't it?
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inadvertent imitation wrote:
edzeppe wrote:
Gross, but victimless.


Yeah, it's like fucking a fleshlight.

I kind of agree, but would we say the same if it was a dead person he was fucking? Maybe his girlfriend's younger brother after his bicycle got run over by a UPS truck. Say he asks the corpse what brown does for him, since the corpse can't answer back does that mean there's no victim?

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