So what do I need to people? I've decided my pride is far less important than my libido and my desire to be held in a sweet embrace.

Any hints would be well appreciated.

Move to Perth

Here is my number 1 tip:
Be weary of girls that post pictures of nothing but closeups and face shots. THEY ARE INEVITIBLY FAT GIRLS. Other than that, be cool, you got it.

























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Be your sweet talkin self, Deaner. I really have no advice cuz I haven't ventured this way. My friends sister met her fiancee via an internet dating site though and they are pretty happy... i think it was eharmony.com or match.com

Swallow your pride my man. A friend of mine who is even more pathetic than I recently tried one of those singles chat lines you see ads for at 3 oclock in the morning on cable. Girl ended up being fat, saggy tits, and acne. So utilize photos.

I may have to change the topic to include 'and any other offers will be seriously considered.'

Yeah see i'm happy with cutup's first suggestion. I don't know things like that, but inevitably I wouldn't want to end up going to meet some broad who's 50kgs heavier than she made out to be. I'm as much about personality as the next guy, but i'm an ass man not a flab man

Apparently idiots can get laid, why would fat girls be denied that right ?

In my less scrupulous, shameful drunken college days, while I was sleeping with my closest female friend, my ex-fiance, and a series of less-serious girlfriends, one summer I decided that since all the other college kids were gone (I was taking classes and working night shifts) I would try internet dating. Apparently I felt that 3 months of masterbation was unacceptable.

I only logged in once, and found a girl I had worked with 4 years earlier almost a hundred miles away. We had spent a year working together, and had a lot of fun, so I spent the summer with her. Then she went insane.

Hm. This is a really bad addendum to my post in another thread about how great relationships are.

Hey if you find a good sort, who cares where you met em right? I'm sure if my penis could talk, he'd say get it by any means necessary fella.

If you're refering to me as the idiot, your point falls apart right there.

Don't know what advice to give, but the more I think about it, the more I realize this is probably a very good idea.

Think about it...how many hot chicks do you know personally that use the internet as regularly as you do? I think every hot friend I have has a myspace and chats on AIM all the time. Your chances of meeting a cool, attractive girl on the internet are no better or worse than they are at a bar, club or whatever.

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First, I did no such thing, and second, what ?

cool, cute girl just started talkin to me cuz of myspace

I have never done it as I've never needed to due to the fact that I am extremely hot

I would suggest keeping an open mind. I am sure there are times that you are going to be massively disappointed, mildly amused and absolutely horrified. But you're also going to meet some cool people who may or may not be 'right' for you and probably have some awesome times and wicked laughs.

Also you'll probably get laid quite a bit

Deano, the secret is to go to a bar ALONE.
That why, girls will just walk right up to you without separating you from your friends.

Excellent. RM might need to help me make a profile though....

Nevermind, I was actually taking a jab at myself.....

Not the kind of attitude we want in that thread, young one.