Masturbating trespasser booted from frat Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon
By Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter 3/26/07
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.
While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.
No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.
She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.
According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.
"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."
The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.
Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.
first response to this article on the page. wrote:
I can't believe I'm the first person to comment on this article.
From what I gather about this article, frat members watched the woman masterbate for about half an hour before calling police. Is that about right?
seriously, she masturbated for HALF AN HOUR??!? which they found disturbing, yet it was only after 30 minutes that they called the cops.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:52 am
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Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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I came to this thread ready to post "If this had been a girl, they wouldn't have thrown her out."
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Post subject: Re: Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:02 am
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Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.
I thought that was the funniest part, as well.
Another critical question to ask--is there a mugshot available? That might either explain why the cops were called or why she was there for 30 minutes.
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seriously, she masturbated for HALF AN HOUR??!? which they found disturbing, yet it was only after 30 minutes that they called the cops.
