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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:19 pm 
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...because it shouldn't take more than 2 or 3 wipes to get my ass clean after I snap a root.

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attention kids
now here this
the rulers back
and hes here to insist




quint.......technically, youre not shaving your ass, but the brown balloon knot, correct? perhaps just plant your ass and dangly-doo's in some nair?

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oh man imagine that coarse hair around your butthole when it grows back. :shock:

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oh man, this was not the thread to open while enjoying my peanut butter sandwich


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quints, just get the wet wipes like we talked about.

those suckers cut my poo poo time in half brother!

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Koufax wrote:
quints, just get the wet wipes like we talked about.

those suckers cut my poo poo time in half brother!

Trick Daddy said almost the exact same thing on mtv cribs.

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quints, just get the wet wipes like we talked about.

those suckers cut my poo poo time in half brother!


Most of the time I have a nice clean pinch, and it's minimal clean-up. So in general, before I crank a duke, I don't think to myself, "Hey, this could be a messy one... I better take a wet wipe with me."

But taking a wet wipe to the bathroom sure sounds a lot less drastic than shaving my ass. Thanks for the reminder Koufax.

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i heartily agree with the wet wipes.

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answer first http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/vie ... hp?t=64663

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oh man, this was not the thread to open while enjoying my peanut butter sandwich


jesus man, the title alone should be enough to go on to know to steer clear while eating.

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Raziel wrote:

Before he met Jill, Ed would never have shaved his ass. But I wouldn't be surprised if he does now.

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oh man, this was not the thread to open while enjoying my peanut butter sandwich


jesus man, the title alone should be enough to go on to know to steer clear while eating.


strangely enough, talking about ass shaving isn't enough to turn my stomach but once you start bringing hairy, poop encrusted brown-eyes into the conversation...well that's when i draw the line.


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Peeps wrote:
quint.......technically, youre not shaving your ass, but the brown balloon knot, correct? perhaps just plant your ass and dangly-doo's in some nair?

That might burn, no?

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Quint wrote:
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quint.......technically, youre not shaving your ass, but the brown balloon knot, correct? perhaps just plant your ass and dangly-doo's in some nair?

That might burn, no?


quint, theres not a shread of doubt in my mind that youre not the mans man here on RM. i think you should take one for the team and find out and let us wannabees know.

either that or give us more stories on the joy of parenthood :)

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MF wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
MF wrote:
oh man, this was not the thread to open while enjoying my peanut butter sandwich


jesus man, the title alone should be enough to go on to know to steer clear while eating.


strangely enough, talking about ass shaving isn't enough to turn my stomach but once you start bringing hairy, poop encrusted brown-eyes into the conversation...well that's when i draw the line.


Well, at least now you know where that line is.

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I think a thread where Quint nair's his asshole might be candidate for Thread of the Year.


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sherpahigh wrote:
MF wrote:
sherpahigh wrote:
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oh man, this was not the thread to open while enjoying my peanut butter sandwich


jesus man, the title alone should be enough to go on to know to steer clear while eating.


strangely enough, talking about ass shaving isn't enough to turn my stomach but once you start bringing hairy, poop encrusted brown-eyes into the conversation...well that's when i draw the line.


Well, at least now you know where that line is.


It's one of those things you only learn though experience i suppose.


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Peeps wrote:
quint, theres not a shread of doubt in my mind that youre not the mans man here on RM.

I second this.

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Whether you shave or use nair, I'd be concerned that the area would be irritated as the hair grows back. It may be that... once you shave the area, you have to continue shaving the area regularly.

All of this begs the question: Is there some evolutionary reason why we have hair on our assholes?

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Quint wrote:
Whether you shave or use nair, I'd be concerned that the area would be irritated as the hair grows back. It may be that... once you shave the area, you have to continue shaving the area regularly.

All of this begs the question: Is there some evolutionary reason why we have hair on our assholes?


probably so that when you see someone bent over, you dont just mistake their apple bag for an engorged clit

ie, wow, look at that big cli....oh wait, that ass is a bit TOO hairy

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