Post subject: Signs God may or may not exist - current events
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:18 pm
Force of Nature
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Well, i'll preface this by saying i am a buffalo sports fan. And as a joke, i had told people that if the sabres (the hockey team) didn't win the stanley cup this year (looking more and more like a distinct possibility) that God does not exist. But then i've been looking at current events and have decided that it's still in the air. Add as you see fit
Sabres don't win cup - no god
Jerry falwell passes on - God
Geico Caveman becomes TV show - no god
Paris hilton in jail - God.
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Beer = God
Wine = God
Spirits = God
Popeye's Chicken = God
Arby's = No God
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
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Puffin wrote:
B wrote:
Arby's = No God
You're on my list.
It takes a lot of effort for me to avoid jamming a spoon into the eye of every Arby's employee I've ever interacted with.
I can get better quality food at Wendy's 10X faster and with less attitude.
If there is a God, he's fucking NOT at Arby's.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
i dunno, didn't Jesus make a point of hanging with the whores and crank addicts?
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
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knuckles of frisco wrote:
B wrote:
If there is a God, he's fucking NOT at Arby's.
i dunno, didn't Jesus make a point of hanging with the whores and crank addicts?
That means that Jesus is at Church's Chicken.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
i dunno, didn't Jesus make a point of hanging with the whores and crank addicts?
That means that Jesus is at Church's Chicken.
i said "whores and crank addicts," not "negroes."
but Jesus being in a Church's, that's good stuff. Last place I ever thought I'd find the Guy, that's for sure.
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
B, you obviously don't know what a good chicken sandwich is.
Hambone used to pull like two and a half plus bills or something. You sure about that?
_________________ i was dreaming through the howzlife yawning car black when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever" and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence
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Sunny wrote:
B, you obviously don't know what a good chicken sandwich is.
I ate the worst chicken sandwich of my life at an Arby's last week, and I'm STILL bitter about it.
_________________ "Though some may think there should be a separation between art/music and politics, it should be reinforced that art can be a form of nonviolent protest." - e.v.
in all seriousness, the only thing worse than arby's is rax
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