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 Post subject: Lance Berkman Stinks.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:52 am 
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How can you have ONE double all year. ONE.
The season is ONE third old.
There are so many bloop doubles, doubles down the line when you swing late. Doubles where a fielder miss times a dive.
He had 74 extra base hits last year. He has seven this year.

This guy sucks and yes he is killing my fantasy team.


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yeah. sucks even worse to be a 'stros fan.

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most hitters would suck hitting in the middle of the pathetic lineup the astros have.

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i'm still in first in the fantasy league i'm in, despite having LB... but he is killing me... with pence and lee you'd think he could produce, but i guess not.


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Berkman 2 run double!

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likeatab wrote:
Berkman 2 run double!


You beat me to it.
He must have heard me bitching.


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 Post subject: Re: Lance Berkman Stinks.
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How can you have ONE double all year. ONE.
The season is ONE third old.
There are so many bloop doubles, doubles down the line when you swing late. Doubles where a fielder miss times a dive.
He had 74 extra base hits last year. He has seven this year.

This guy sucks and yes he is killing my fantasy team.


laughs :lol:

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One thing that does not help him hit doubles is the fact that Lance is one of the slowest players in the league.

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You'd be a fool to trade him.


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please trade him. and soon. cause the minute you trade him, he is gonna start raking the ball again. and that will make me a happy dude....

trade him...

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he got fired up last night, maybe that will get him started.

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it's about muthafuggin time, lance. quit trying to hit homers and start hittin the gaps/lines again. the team will always have a chance in that division (it sucks) if he's hitting like he should be.

i can't remember the last time they got a win like that.

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my fantasy team is 7-2 right now, and if he were to start hitting, i think i'd go undefeated the rest of the way.


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he got fired up last night, maybe that will get him started.


that is me in front of my tv set everytime i see him have a horrible at bat....

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What happened Tuesday night? I saw on the bottom line that he was "suspended 2 game for his actions on Tuesday night".

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Brain of Sam wrote:
What happened Tuesday night? I saw on the bottom line that he was "suspended 2 game for his actions on Tuesday night".


ejected for arguing a third strike, then threw his glove and bat onto the field.

unfreakingreal he is at .244. he's much too good of a hitter for that.

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 Post subject: Re: Lance Berkman Stinks.
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Looks like he's starting to pick his shit up.

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 Post subject: Re: Lance Berkman Stinks.
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pearljamfan80 wrote:
Looks like he's starting to pick his shit up.



.298/7/21/.973 OPS in June.
I bet he goes on a 2 month rampage.


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 Post subject: Re: Lance Berkman Stinks.
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I had a massive crush on Berkman in 2004. I was even gonna send some fanmail asking if I could take him out for a nice steak dinner. Then I found out he was married w/ children. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Lance Berkman Stinks.
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Brain of Sam wrote:
I had a massive crush on Berkman in 2004. I was even gonna send some fanmail asking if I could take him out for a nice steak dinner. Then I found out he was married w/ children. :(


I like steak.


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