Well...after an ugly break up with my girlfriend I learned she destroyed my favorite shirt. I got it during their 06' tour, kinda hard to describe it, but it was green and had the wingspanned bird. Is there any way i can remedy this problem?
Post subject: Re: LOst My Favorite Pearl Jam Shirt
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:02 am
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Inside Hand wrote:
Well...after an ugly break up with my girlfriend I learned she destroyed my favorite shirt. I got it during their 06' tour, kinda hard to describe it, but it was green and had the wingspanned bird. Is there any way i can remedy this problem?
That's called the Iron Fist shirt, if I'm not wrong.
Post subject: Re: LOst My Favorite Pearl Jam Shirt
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:38 am
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cincinnati dude wrote:
Inside Hand wrote:
Is there any way i can remedy this problem?
Publish nude pics of her on the web. That would be pay-backs!
That's just the beginning. Do that, then wait a month. That'll give her time to be completely embarassed and then some time to forget it. Then send naked pics of her, by mail, to her family members and co-workers. Even better, if she goes to any kind of church or organization, send them there, too.
Then go out drinking with her one night, and get her loaded (but make sure she drove herself there). As she's pulling out of the parking lot, call 911 and tell them there's some crazy drunk woman swerving all over the road and you fear for any pedestrian's safety. Give the make and model number and then pull off to the side of the road and laugh your ass off when you hear the sound of the sirens that are going to take her to jail.
It really irks me when dames pull shit like that with Pearl Jam memorabilia.
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Post subject: Re: LOst My Favorite Pearl Jam Shirt
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:53 am
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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
cincinnati dude wrote:
Inside Hand wrote:
Is there any way i can remedy this problem?
Publish nude pics of her on the web. That would be pay-backs!
That's just the beginning. Do that, then wait a month. That'll give her time to be completely embarassed and then some time to forget it. Then send naked pics of her, by mail, to her family members and co-workers. Even better, if she goes to any kind of church or organization, send them there, too.
Then go out drinking with her one night, and get her loaded (but make sure she drove herself there). As she's pulling out of the parking lot, call 911 and tell them there's some crazy drunk woman swerving all over the road and you fear for any pedestrian's safety. Give the make and model number and then pull off to the side of the road and laugh your ass off when you hear the sound of the sirens that are going to take her to jail.
It really irks me when dames pull shit like that with Pearl Jam memorabilia.
excellent!
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I would suggest placing a rag with cloriform on it over her mouth, taking her unconscious body out to the road, driving over it with a semi, using her left over head as a football, taking her body, running it through a meat grinder, sending the left over bits to her family and looking in the mirror smiling. If that doesn't make you feel better...........than just get over it.
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*makes a note to never piss off frank and waverider*
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enimmi wrote:
stip wrote:
*makes a note to never piss off frank and waverider*
So they already got naked pics of you?
it's not the nudity in the pictures that's the problem...
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no one has ever destroyed a shirt of mine, but most of my PJ shirts over the years leave when the relationship ends. I used to wonder why it was always the PJ shirts that vanished, then someone explained I probably wear those more than anything else. I still don't get why a girl wants to have one of my old shirts after we've broken up, but ...
off the top of my head, Emily took both my Mr. Point and the orange target shirt, Kristen has the Yield red bird shirt, Antonia got the Binaural pineapple bomb, BJ has the Vitalogy 70% (or whatever it was) water, and I believe gwen had the Jeremy "crayons vs. guns" shirt.
I had to get married to stop losing my damn Jam shirts.
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mray10 wrote:
no one has ever destroyed a shirt of mine, but most of my PJ shirts over the years leave when the relationship ends. I used to wonder why it was always the PJ shirts that vanished, then someone explained I probably wear those more than anything else. I still don't get why a girl wants to have one of my old shirts after we've broken up, but ...
off the top of my head, Emily took both my Mr. Point and the orange target shirt, Kristen has the Yield red bird shirt, Antonia got the Binaural pineapple bomb, BJ has the Vitalogy 70% (or whatever it was) water, and I believe gwen had the Jeremy "crayons vs. guns" shirt.
I had to get married to stop losing my damn Jam shirts.
i don't understand this. i mean i understand what you're saying, obviously. i just can't imagine why ex-girlfriends really take stuff from their ex-boyfriends... the only thing i ever "did", was when some asshole broke up with me and i simply *kept* a book he had borrowed me. but only because i didn't wanna see him again, for something as stupid as a book he could buy anywhere...
taking PJ shirts is no less than a form of utter cruelty if you ask me.
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