Has anyone seen those random "Deep Thought" quotes you can put in you IM profile. Im wondering if there is a PJ one or if someone has the know how and the elbow grease to make one. I keep listening to music and wanting to put different songs in my profile when this would do the trick.

just do a web search for Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey....they are hilarious but i dont think he ever did any PJ related ones lol...

this one is slightly PJ related

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

LOL, thats one of my favorite ones, i like the one about clowns and sharks and elephants or something. But whatI meant was if anyone has made one that creates PJ quotes randomly. i wouldnt think jack handey ahs made one, but it could be funny.

this thread is now totally derailed but i couldn't help myself after looking up all the jack handey

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

yah thats the one.....well at least something constructive came form this, i will be looking at jack handey quote for about an hour now

My favorite Jack Handey is along the lines of "It's always a shame to see a family torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves."

i love that one

If I live in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everyone would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

that's the best

actually laughs out loud

It won't be long before this thread finds its way into A&E


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Life is a constant battle between the heart and the brain...but guess who wins? The Skeleton!

"as are the people, so are the creatures" (by Didi, the character played by a famous brazilian comedian; "assim como são as pessoas são as criaturas")

"cats are human beings too" - anonymous, about cruelty against animals.

and Jack Handey is hilarious!

great!

that is the funniest thing I have seen in weeks....