Alright, I was in lit reading Frost's "The Road Not Taken" and it inspired me to write a haiku...so, here goes:

Inspired By Frost
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There once were two paths
I went along the first path
Now I think I'm lost

the first cold shower;
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw.

If there are two paths
and you regret what you chose
cut through the middle.

fuck syllables
yes i said it
and i would if you gave me some syllables

But that isn't a haiku!