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dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:52 am

Walking the dogs tonight and this gorgeous gal with big bosoms was sitting out on her lawn, reading a book. We started talking as I passed by with my dogs, and I ended up scoring her digits. For some odd reason, she must have found me good-looking, because she was warm and receptive. It turns out she works at a restaurant about a block from where I'm staying, and she wants me to stop by Friday night after she's done. She's 20.

Beef · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:54 am

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

Walking the dogs tonight and this gorgeous gal with big bosoms was sitting out on her lawn, reading a book. We started talking as I passed by with my dogs, and I ended up scoring her digits. For some odd reason, she must have found me good-looking, because she was warm and receptive. It turns out she works at a restaurant about a block from where I'm staying, and she wants me to stop by Friday night after she's done. She's 20.

That was me baby. SURPRISE!

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:54 am

When your pants come down, she'll be in for a major disappointment.

But that doesn't even matter because my man Frankie Poo is about to score some pooooooooooooootaaaannnnggg.

Beef · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:55 am

On an unrelated note, I am listening to Andy Warhol by Little Birdy and it makes me wish you were holding my aching bones because you burn a hole in my heart.

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:58 am

Frank is saving hundreds of dollars by not paying for sex this time. How about a round of drinks for us Frankie?

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:59 am

Sunny wrote:

When your pants come down, she'll be in for a major disappointment.

But that doesn't even matter because my man Frankie Poo is about to score some pooooooooooooootaaaannnnggg.

Sunny, this girl is beyond hot...forget the age factor (me being almost 10 years older) - she's just a fox. If I can nail this one, it'll boost my confidence for the next 20 years.

psychobain · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:02 am

i hope you get married

Jim · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:03 am

P.I.M.P.

Human Bass · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:04 am

So this one is worth your self control to not ask for anal in the 1st night?

Koufax · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 am

brother, I am so proud!! we need pics. fuck her good and right pal!!

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

hey frank, cmon in, i made some koolaid *giggle*
cmon in silly its cold, i have to go get a sweater on *giggle*
did you bring the *stuff* giggle

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:09 am

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

Sunny wrote:

When your pants come down, she'll be in for a major disappointment.

But that doesn't even matter because my man Frankie Poo is about to score some pooooooooooooootaaaannnnggg.

Sunny, this girl is beyond hot...forget the age factor (me being almost 10 years older) - she's just a fox. If I can nail this one, it'll boost my confidence for the next 20 years.

It's the dogs, man. Chicks love dudes with dogs.
Also, psychobain is right. You need to straight up marry her.

Sunny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:10 am

lalz. Peeps may be on to something.

Still dude, it doesn't matter if she's 16 or whatever. You better make her wish she never met you.

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:12 am

Koufax wrote:

brother, I am so proud!! we need pics. fuck her good and right pal!!

Brother, I will do you proud. This is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, much less had a chance to fuck. It's weird, because the other night at work a girl told me I look like a Puerto Rican given my facial hair situation, which kind of took the wind out of my sails (no offense to Puerto Ricans, but I'm as white as the day is long). If I get pics, I'll most definitely post them.

This is the greatest thing to happen to me in about 5 years.

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:15 am

Peeps wrote:

hey frank, cmon in, i made some koolaid *giggle*
cmon in silly its cold, i have to go get a sweater on *giggle*
did you bring the *stuff* giggle

Peeps, if she has a teenage sister I'm sending her to western PA.

Deano · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:18 am

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

Walking the dogs tonight and this gorgeous gal with big bosoms was sitting out on her lawn, reading a book. We started talking as I passed by with my dogs, and I ended up scoring her digits. For some odd reason, she must have found me good-looking, because she was warm and receptive. It turns out she works at a restaurant about a block from where I'm staying, and she wants me to stop by Friday night after she's done. She's 20.

I need to buy a dog.

I'm fuckin happy for you Frank my man. I also want to see pictures!

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

18 and 19 are still legal

but then id incur marymalices wrath...ill pass

19 is just wayyyyy to young for me

Koufax · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:21 am

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

Koufax wrote:

brother, I am so proud!! we need pics. fuck her good and right pal!!

Brother, I will do you proud. This is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, much less had a chance to fuck. It's weird, because the other night at work a girl told me I look like a Puerto Rican given my facial hair situation, which kind of took the wind out of my sails (no offense to Puerto Ricans, but I'm as white as the day is long). If I get pics, I'll most definitely post them.

This is the greatest thing to happen to me in about 5 years.

dont worry, Ive had people gie me the PR thing too.

when you bang her, make her call you MAYOR

pearljamfan80 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:21 am

Good deal Frank.

So true on the dogs.

punkdavid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:33 am

pearljamfan80 wrote:

Good deal Frank.

So true on the dogs.

Did she ask you to bring the dogs over? Because you might be left sitting on the couch watching TV while your dogs end up cooking her dinner and then taking her upstairs.

I can still pull hot young pussy

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