First Wife = Gordie Vedder
2nd Wife = Brain of Sam

Goes in search of more. . .

Get the fuck back in Utah. Freak.

Rick! 4 is my lucky number. Can I be your fourth wife?

4's a gang bang Frank.

You can't do that in Canada.

Frank is going to be my 4th wife, he gets me on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Maybe I should find a 14 year old 1st cousin to be my bride for the 3rd wife.

British Columbia

Taking advice from Human Bass eh?

Oh shhhiiiiiiiiii------

Frank can be your 4th wife. We'll spend the days you're not with us, together.

Teen Bride Describes Her Wedding Day
Last Edited: Friday, 14 Sep 2007, 6:51 PM MDT
Created: Friday, 14 Sep 2007, 6:51 PM MDT

By JENNIFER DOBNER
Associated Press Writer

ST. GEORGE, Utah -- A former follower of a polygamous-sect leader sobbed on the witness stand Friday as she described the terror and despair she felt on the eve of her wedding at age 14, and said she became intensely depressed after having sex. "I kept thinking I felt like I was getting ready for death," she testified on the second day of the trial of Warren Jeffs, leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Jeffs is charged with two felony counts of rape as an accomplice. Prosecutors contend he used his religious authority to coerce the ceremonial marriage and pressure the teen bride to have sex with her 19-year-old cousin against her objections.

In her testimony Friday, the woman, now 21, said she was shocked when she learned she had been selected for the marriage by Rulon Jeffs, Warren Jeffs' father, the church prophet at the time who is now dead. The woman said she pleaded with Rulon Jeffs to delay the marriage until she turned 16 or to be given to another man.

Her efforts to avoid the union failed, said the woman, who is not being identified by The Associated Press because she is alleging sexual assault. She testified that Warren Jeffs told her: "Your heart is in the wrong place; this is what the prophet wants you to do."

The marriage took place on April 23, 2001, in a motel in Caliente, Nev., owned by FLDS members. Describing her emotions during the wedding ceremony, the woman said: "Trapped. Extremely overwhelmed. Immense pressure."

She said she hung her head and cried in despair when pressed by Jeffs to say "I do" and had to be coaxed to kiss her new husband.

Jeffs then commanded the new couple to "go forth and multiply and replenish the Earth with good priesthood children," she testified.

In the FLDS community, marriage and motherhood are considered the highest achievements for women, who pray to be prepared to marry and follow a worthy man from a young age. But girls receive no information about their bodies, sexual relations or procreation, the woman testified, and she said she didn't even know sex was the means by which women had babies.

Married for at least a month before they had intercourse, the woman said her husband told her it was "time for you to be a wife and do your duty."

"My entire body was shaking. I was so scared," she testified. "He just laid me on the bed and had sex."

Afterward, she slipped into the bathroom, where she downed two bottles of over-the-counter pain reliever and curled up on the floor, she said.

"The only thing I wanted to do was die. I just wanted to die," she said. She did not elaborate, but said she later threw up the medicine.

The woman said she went to Jeffs to tell him she didn't like being touched and pleaded to be released from the marriage. Denied a divorce, the woman said she became extremely depressed.

The woman finally left her marriage and was forced out of the FLDS community in November in 2004 after she became pregnant with another man's child.

Jeffs, 51, has led the FLDS church since 2002. Followers see him as a prophet who communicates with God and holds dominion over their salvation; ex-church members say he reigns with an iron fist, demanding perfect obedience from followers.

Jeffs was a fugitive for nearly two years and was on the FBI's Most Wanted list when he was arrested during a traffic stop outside Las Vegas in August 2006. If convicted, he could spend the rest of his life in prison.

Jeffs is not charged with being a polygamist, and the three-year marriage between the cousins was monogamous. Still, polygamy casts a shadow over the case.

Polygamy advocates have long contended that the freedom to practice plural marriage as part of their religion is a civil rights matter. Members of FLDS, which broke away from the Mormon church, believe polygamy brings exaltation in heaven.

The Mormon church disavowed polygamy in 1890 and excommunicates members found to be practicing plural marriage.

Copyright 2007 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Nope. When I'm out with one of my wives, the others will be locked in seperate rooms not to be let out until it's their day to be with me.




And the appropriate wife gown will be this:



I don't want to see any ankle skin.

http://theskyiscrape.com/website/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=66901&hilit=+big+love

someone beat you to it

So the other day, I made godsdice my 17th wife.

now that's polygamy!