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 Post subject: Smooth or not smooth
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:29 pm 
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The idea is you post stories, and people decide whether it was smooth or not smooth.

I had nothing in my apartment to eat except peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The problem was I had no milk. So I decided to go ask my neighbor if she had any. Went over there we talked a little, she mentioned her recent break up, drinking alone, and playing their song over and over again (she thought i heard it and thought she was crazy). I told her i hadn't noticed, and she mentioned something about hearing me play guitar, and that she's been wanting to learn. I told her next time she finds herself drinking alone, to bring the bottle and the guitar over to my place and I'd give her some lessons. We talked a bit longer, and then I left to eat a PB and J. That night I drew out a coupon with a picture of a guitar that read "Free Geetar Lesson... Redeemable at Apartment #2 or Participating Chuck e Cheese Locations" and put it in her mail box.

So was it smooth or not? I'll let you know how it develops.

and share your smooth or not experiences too

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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Smooth up until the coupon part. That's a bit of overkill and kinda looks desperate.

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Smooth up until the coupon part. That's a bit of overkill and kinda looks desperate.

heh he was just trying to lighten up her mood yanno, that was really a selfless deed.

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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Yeah I agree with Frank. I don't think the coupon idea will hurt you at all, but probably wasn't necessary at all.


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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Smooth up until the coupon part. That's a bit of overkill and kinda looks desperate.
agreed. sorry Sai-Lor! (hopefully you saw Wild At Heart)

she knows you're there now back off and give her room to move if she chooses to :peace:


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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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You're alright. She'll probably think it's cute/funny and lift her mood.


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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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Pizza the Hut wrote:
You're alright. She'll probably think it's cute/funny and lift her mood.

Listen to what she says, this chick can eat herself!

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You're alright. She'll probably think it's cute/funny and lift her mood.

Listen to what she says, this chick can eat herself!

Oh yes, not many people can claim to have killed themselves by literally eating bits and pieces of them self till they died.


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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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*farts

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
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You're alright. She'll probably think it's cute/funny and lift her mood.

Listen to what she says, this chick can eat herself!


Hahahahahahaha! That was great.

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*farts
Thankfully, it wasn't smooth.

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Pizza the Hut wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Pizza the Hut wrote:
You're alright. She'll probably think it's cute/funny and lift her mood.

Listen to what she says, this chick can eat herself!

Oh yes, not many people can claim to have killed themselves by literally eating bits and pieces of them self till they died.

Oh yes....that's what I meant by eating herself....

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i don't know about smooth, but cute a little goofy always got my attention.

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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You should have put guitar strings on your penis.

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EastHastings wrote:
You should have put guitar strings on your penis.


I don't think he had a spare Mickey Mouse guitar lying around.

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dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
EastHastings wrote:
You should have put guitar strings on your penis.


I don't think he had a spare Mickey Mouse guitar lying around.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 Post subject: Re: Smooth or not smooth
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well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it

and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass

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windedsailor wrote:
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it

and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass


Is that coming from experience? lol :D

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EastHastings wrote:
windedsailor wrote:
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it

and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass


Is that coming from experience? lol :D


lots of things happened during the war i'd rather not talk about

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windedsailor wrote:
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windedsailor wrote:
well just ran into her, and the jury was proven smooth. she's planning on cashing it in. my intention with the coupon was just a funny way to let her know that i wasn't just saying i'd give her a free lesson to say something... its not like i wrote my number and email on it

and hastings i use heavy guage guitar strings, even franks penis prolly would suffer from their toughness... its a big step from putting it in an 18 year olds ass


Is that coming from experience? lol :D


lots of things happened during the war i'd rather not talk about


Did you give the poor kid a coupon first?

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