So I'm sitting here with a bag of oreos on my lap. These just aren't regular oreos. Oh no. I decided to go totally against the classic oreo that traditional oreo lovers would smack me upside the head. Now I myself have always been an oreo lover and flexible at that. So do I care that it's not 'traditional'? Hell no. But there is something you must know about me first.

I love peanut butter.

I do. I love it so much. I used to plain eat the stuff with a spoon, and when I was younger, I would sometimes dip my oreos into the peanut butter. NO! I don't care if you traditional pussy oreo lovers abuse me! Anyway.

So naturally when I see the peanut butter oreos, I'm all 'OMG! Must have!'

But did I get my peanut butter oreos?

NO!

I fucking got CHOCOLATE CREME DOUBLE STUFFED!!!

And that made me mad.

I should really learn how to read the labels of the things I pick up. It looked like the peanut butter one, so I grabbed it without even glancing at it.

But did that stop me from eating my oreos?

HELL! no..... but I certainly ate less than I would have (which is probably a good thing).

P.s. Non-traditional oreo lover who's not going to bitch out when you traditionals come to kick mah ass!

As long as you have a glass of milk you should be fine. I find it somewhat difficult to eat Oreos dry.

Oh and I completely agree.

It's almost a natural thing when it comes to oreos so I didn't even notice. =P

I have never had an Oreo we only get ANZAC biscuits here and they taste like concrete covered in oats

I never understood the oreo-milk thing

Oreos from the fridge give me wood.

You must have some sort of Oreo-equivalent down there. If not, we need to mail you a couple boxes. Stat.

Pretty much everything gives you wood

Does the place you bought them have a no-return policy?

I had already opened them!

But I'm suffering through it.

I'm very proud of you, honey.

Thanks, lover. It's times like these that I need all the support I can get.

just dip them in peanut butter

I don't gots none!

I know what you're thinking!

How can she survive?!

actually I was thinking, "how can someone not have peanut butter in their house"

that shit is whack
/mowbs

I know! It's crazy especially for a peanut butter groupie like myself.

Tell me more about this groupie business.

Well, sometimes I like to take this peanut butter and...

NO!

Why is your mind so dirty, dirtyfrank?

You had me at "hello."

Do you need to be internet-rejected again?