What it is: The RM Interview Series is a way to get to know other members of the board and hopefully bring the community together a bit. Every few days or so, a new interview will start and an old interview will be locked and archived. Please try to keep this thread only about the person being interviewed. When it's your turn, you're welcome to talk about yourself as much as you want.

How it works: All questions and answers will stay in this stickied thread; all questions are optional however. When interest in the current person begins to die down, they will then choose (via PM) the next person to be interviewed. The person will also PM a mod to get the new interview started.

This is supposed to be fun! Hopefully there will be a mix of both serious and humorous questions (and answers!)

Past Interviews:
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#01: Green Habit
#02: SmileInMyTree
#03: Blind Melvana
#04: Ender (lost due to database problems)
#05: vacatetheword
#06: washing machine
#07: Outsider
#08: Clark Griswold
#09: 1/2 faithful
#10: Spike
#11: knuckles of frisco
#12: Malice
#13: Cowlette'
#14: Jim
#15: Athletic Supporter
#16: Towelie
#17: B
#18: NaiveAndTrue
#19: Peeps
#20: Minnesota Mama
#21: Jesus Christmas
#22: Clubber
#23: Anaranae
#24: jimmac24
#25: Cal Varnsen
#26: Dr. Van Nostrand
#27: Wes C. Addle
#28: macjunkie
#29: Already In Love
#30: Bammer
#31: satans taco
#32: Mitchell
#33: MF
#34: punkdavid
#35: Circus Freak
#36: bullet proof
#37: godeatgod
#38: little sadie
#39: stip
#40: corduroy_blazer
#41: ericd102
#42: woodburn
#43: lennytheweedwhacker
#44: Where's The Old Board?
#45: NeilJam5
#47: PJ Addict
#48: Raziel
#49: dirtyfrank0705
#50: adamdude
#51: clint72
#52: fishbob
#53: Juvenal
#54: Stuzzo
#55: Angus
#56: Zephyr
#57: Flips
#58:#42
#59: Brainofpea
#60: mookieblaylock
#61: muckela
#46/62:Hinny
#63: LostDog1079
#64 *Chloe
#65: pearljamfan80
#66: Bizzaro-Low_Light79
#67: Rapscallion Youth
#68: Bee Girl
#69: tommyphillips
#70: tommymctom
#71: inadvertent imitation
#72: Ensign9
#73: glorified_version
#74: psychobain
#75: invention
#76: mowbs
#77: sportsfreakpete6
#78: Mecca2687
#79: tryinmorning
#79.5: B's Mailman
#80: conoalias
#81: denverapolis
#82: sherpahigh
#83: bondcfh007
#84: spudsgirl
#85: Sandford Koufax
#86: cutuphalfdead
#87: Jammer91

The following are general questions asked at the start of each new interview.

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Location:
Picture (optional):
Website (yours or a favorite):
Favorite PJ song:
Favorite PJ album:

what's up fuckface?

i'll ask a real question shortly.

Not a question, but bring back a variation of the Forest Gump avatar.

Hey Lefty. How goes it?

do you do anything right handed?

How does it feel to be king of the "new interview" tourney?

were you aware of the fact that more criminally insane people tend to be left handed than right?

Hey d-bag, have you seen the floor shitter ever since the stinky incident?

I'd better get a fucking interview soon, looking through that list, I've never even heard of some of those posters.

In my recent external hard drive incident I lost my copy of Isbell's album. Do you sympathize with this?

How would you rate the DBT catalog?

What about side projects?

Have you heard any Tragically Hip?

Time for some of my usual questions:

1. Thoughts on the following bands:
a. KISS
b. Smashing Pumpkins
c. Foo Fighters
d. Metallica
e. Megadeth
f. Led Zeppelin
g. The Beatles
h. The Who
i. The Rolling Stones
j. Black Sabbath

2. Favorite 3 movies of all-time?
3. Favorite 3 TV shows of all-time?
4. If you could invite any 3 RMers over for dinner, who would you choose?
5. "If I had known then what I know now" is what a wise man once said. What would you have liked to have known then that you know now?

Lefty, it's about damn time you got an interview! Let's begin:

1. How many girls have you fucked up the ass?

2. Did you ever shit your pants in a public place?

3. Do you have your red wings?

4. Top 5 Strokes songs? Social Distortion? Johnny Cash?

5. Have you ever pissed in a girl's mouth or shit in her hair/on her tits?

6. Would you consider yourself a shower or a grower?

7. Thoughts on this statement: "To enjoy the beauty in this world, one must suffer the ugliness of man." Do you know who said it?

8. Do West Virginians have that Southern twang accent, or is that just something stupid Northerners like myself assume?

9. Have you ever tasted your own cum, just out of curiosity?

10. If you had to fuck a dude, who would it be and why? And please don't use the pussy "I'd rather die" ready-made answer.

Thank you in advance for your honesty.

What's the most you've bench pressed?

Is your username an indication to which pant leg you stash your junk in?

favorite albums/songs by:

wilco
nin
the beatles
pink floyd
led zeppelin

are you familiar with any of ben folds work?

why are you such an asshole?

do you think that because I am an asshole too, that we would get along well in real life?

Why do you continue to piss me off (Jammer91) at any chance you have?

oh, and have you ever tried to dribe stickshift? And what's it like playing video games left handed?

you could have declined the interview instead of bombed the board you know

What would have been the fun in that?

Name: John
Gender: male
Age: 21
Location: Huntington, WV
Picture (optional): see below
Website (yours or a favorite): http://herdnation.com
Favorite PJ song: Either Black or Present Tense
Favorite PJ album: Yield

Please excuse the Bud Light in my hand.


Now I have to go to class so I'll be back later to answer questions.