mtv cribs?? i did not hear of this?

What?PJ?

What are you asking?

nothing like a 14 year old girl to get things stirred up

You know, I'm only 15


What's up fivehorizonspjkk?


Oh, and if MasterSlave tries to come on to you, ignore him, he's actually gay.

What is the meaning of this calamity?

it would be sweet to see where some of the guys live, but i really cant see it happening

yeah, i agree this will never happen. but it would be cool though to see their studio and their instruments

i love the studio pics in the cd booklets and stuff, all thoes guitars, it would be heaven to own them all

that'd be flippin sweet, but I don't see it happenin.

Pry to.

--PunkDavid

Exaaaaactly.

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This is a great thread

I agree with you, as long as it was their studio or something like that. I don't like Cribs at all, but if a respectable show covered it then I would watch in a second.

Doesn't Stone have an eco-friendly house? If that were the case, then I wouldn't mind watching a tour because I am interested in eco-friendly housing.

yes nobody cares.

thats what i heard they were on it...i dont believe this though...

Pete Townsend, how he saved my life?

ED: Uuhhhh, hey, so uhhh here's my house. Where do you guys want to start off first?

Camera pans around entrance... photos include: PEte Townshend, Billy Holiday, a giant poster, framed of Patti Smith (in this shot, Ed is pointing up smiling). Large Chandelier made of dog tags hangs from ceiling.

Death Cab's "This is the New Years" begins as Ed walks down a hall.

ED: (in kitchen) So, I've seen your, um, show, and a lot of the rappers and actors say the magic happens in the bedroom. Ha, well, this is where my magic happens. (baby cries in background, music stops). Er, it's where it used to happen.

Opens fridge. (btw, kitchen is BLACK, black, and red, and yellow. It's awesome. Yellow stools, black counters, red walls. Massive yellow fridge.)

ED: Everything soy. I don't eat meat, and we keep it pretty stocked, y'know. (Pulls out bottle of chardonnay) This isn't mine. I only drink the good stuff. (points to top shelf) It's alphabetical. See?

Music changes to Pop's Love Suicide by Stone Temple Pilots as camera moves all shakey like into living room. More photos on walls, Ed with fans, Ed with famous people, one with Charlie Sheen.

ED: Okay. (flops onto cordoruy couch.) So this is where the television normally is in a house, but we don't have that. Not necessary. We have guitars and books. And chess. (Holds up chess board with polaroid imprints in each block.) I tried to get the labels to make these for a No Code promo, but they laughed.

Music changes to Betterman. Camera does typical slow fades into other rooms, finishing on the studio.

ED: Right, so, um, I thought I'd show my bedroom, but that's bullshit, y'know, somethings have to be private, but since my music isn't private, thought I'd show you my home studio.

Camera pans around: drum set, WALL of guitars, mostly tele's, strange hand me downs, broken stuff, a few amps on the floor, no pedals. Mixer and REEL TO REEL tape deck. (Classic.) Music switches to House is Not a Home by the Charlatans UK.

ED: (voice over) I did a thing with some kids from South Africa awhile ago, and... I played drums. (switches to Ed on drums, cuts out music. he prattles about for a bit then stops.) Man, I suck. (Music starts again. Ed holds up blue telecaster.) I play this on a lot, probably the most. I wrote a song called Green Disease... on it. Um, maybe MTV could show that record to the execs up there. They could use it.

Music changes to some metal riff, can't recognize it. Mike McCready enters the room.

ED: Mike!

MIKE: Ed!

They hug and do a jig together.

ED: What the fuck, man.

MIKE: Well, I knew... since you didn't have any cool cars to show, I'd stop by with something for the kids.

ED: I was gonna show my truck...

MIKE: ha, you fuckin hippy. Let's go.

Music changes to The Ocean by Neil Young and PJ. Camera circles Mike's two matching black and silver BMW coups.

MIKE: This one's Nancy, named after Nancy Wilson, from a band called Heart, and the other one is named Gene, as in Gene Simmons, and if you don't know who he is, you need to go back to school.

ED: I thought you got rid of Gene.

MIKE: Nah, but I almost did.

Music picks up again and circles cars. Ed and Mike are now at the front door.

ED: Okay, this is where I kick you fuckers out. Mike and I are going to go write some more stuff for our next record, you know, or whatever.

MIKE: No we're not. We're going to make sweet love.

ED: Oh, alright, we're going... we're going to go fuck now. Man fucking.

MIKE: Man fucking.

ED: Get out.

Montage begins of rooms, music is an instrumental Alive.

WOW. you must've spent a lot of time on that one...very interesting.

lol.

10 minutes.