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For all of the important decisions in life that are just so difficult to make.
Would you rather jerk off with a cheese grater or take it up the ass with a dildo wrapped in barbed wire?
_________________ I waited all day
you waited all day
but you left before sunset
and I just wanted to tell you
that the moment was beautiful
just wanted to dance to bad music
drive bad cars
watch bad tv
should have stayed for the sunset
if not for me
Post subject: Re: The "Would You Rather..." Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:10 pm
Stone's Bitch
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:18 pm Posts: 5622 Location: hiding amongst the chimpanzees
does the bagel have cream cheese on it?
_________________ Twenty years for nothing, well that's nothing new, besides, No one's interested in something you didn't do Wheat kings and pretty things, let's just see what the morning brings.
"a.) YOU ARE NOT GAY, but everyone (including your parents) thinks you are, and they are very patronizing about it, "Sure, sure you're straight, we all know you're straight, that's wonderful! Whatever your sexual preferences are is ok with us...". In addition to that, you also smell like burning feathers.
b.) You have an uncontrollable fear of condiments (ketchup, relish, salt, pepper, Worcestershire Sauce, etc.). Crying, hyperventilating, shaking, urinating, these are all results of being next to any condiments."
Post subject: Re: The "Would You Rather..." Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:53 pm
Stone's Bitch
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:18 pm Posts: 5622 Location: hiding amongst the chimpanzees
windedsailor wrote:
bizarro-low_light79 wrote:
does the bagel have cream cheese on it?
you can put it on
then I'd take the bagel
_________________ Twenty years for nothing, well that's nothing new, besides, No one's interested in something you didn't do Wheat kings and pretty things, let's just see what the morning brings.
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