I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out ‘with the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them”.

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a taxi why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust on my exhaust tip.

Should I take it to the dealer for replacement, or should I just take the opportunity to buy the aftermarket 3” I’ve been looking at. Its a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. Maybe I’ll just try to buff it out.

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bash her brains in with the old muffler and buy a new one for a reward

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nice twist, um... i've never had a relationship with my exhaust pipe, so i can only quote other people on unrelated topics

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." - Albert Einstein

"Not all who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien

"If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." - Ray Bradbury

"The true path to wisdom is experience."
-Jack Kerouac

"Stay close to those who seek truth. Doubt those that find it"
-Buddha

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -Gandhi

Hope that helps

go back to the thread about nothing where you belong

This is one of the better threads in a while. All you losers who were disappointed this wasn't a gay little relationship thread should get off the internet and go back to watching All My Children.

just wait till theresa gets in here

borrow the money for the new car from your girlfriend, then leave her.

That wasn't my disappointment. Straight copy and paste from a very old email but whatever.

In fairness it still made me smirk.

I have to agree with everything spudsie wrote here.

get your own identity.

Invent your own threads.

Smack the bitch and make her buy you a new car.

you spin a fine yarn, friend.

great thread

can we have a royal rumble now

this is brilliant really.
evil, conniving... you've done this before haven't you?