Long story short: When I was 22, I was dating a bicycle a couple years older than me. One night after a lot of sex, it and I cuddled in bed and we promised each other something. We promised that if neither of us were married by the time we were 25, we'd marry each other. Well, I'm 25 now and the bicycle is just sitting there.

Trouble is, it won't go anywhere. I haven't mention our promise, but I think that may be a reason why it's refusing to move. I'm so confused.

let me think about this *contemplates*

this is the stupidest fucking spin-off thread i've ever seen

you don't have a good relationship with your bike either, eh?

Sunny, you prick.

I've seen this posted in every single spin off thread.

the "my horse fell down" or whatever it was was pretty damn good

think maybe there's a reason for that, girl?

Surely there can't be an never ending downward helter skelter of inevitably worsening spin off threads?

one would hope as much but... yeah.

Will there ever be a point where people just like stop reading them?

on this board? pffft.

i thought spin offs were atleast suppist to like rhyme or somehting.

not good sunny

i think this is the 1st spin off thread i have actually opened

Van Nostrand, are you drunk?