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invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

This was on barstoolsports.com

“Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriend’s house tonight for dinner, and shortly after I had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so I went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parent’s bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn’t blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.”

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

Why, why, why?

the toilet is made to sit on it only ONE WAY.

theplatypus · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:53 pm

Oh Jesus.

I just love that the guy just NEEDED to try it, though. "Hmm... AC Slater... intriguing."

Coach · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:10 pm

dirtyfrank0705 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:15 pm

What exactly is the point of this AC Slatering business? What benefits do the shitter enjoy vs. the normal protocol for taking a shit?

Raziel · **Joined:** Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:42 am **Posts:** 7939

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What exactly is the point of this AC Slatering business? What benefits do the shitter enjoy vs. the normal protocol for taking a shit?

obviously it will help you become a barstoolsports.com legend

TW · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:24 pm

dirtyfrank0705 wrote:

What exactly is the point of this AC Slatering business? What benefits do the shitter enjoy vs. the normal protocol for taking a shit?

I am going to go try this, because I can.

If it gets ugly this guy is coming to clean it up

glorified_version · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:27 pm

AC Slatering...this sounds like some useless bullshit that gets passed around through crappy men's magazines

Wes C. Addle · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:17 pm **Posts:** 45120

glorified_version wrote:

AC Slatering...this sounds like some useless bullshit that gets passed around through crappy men's magazines

*barstoolsports.com

TW · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:41 pm

Meh

I required some greater concentration, but it did nothing for me.

I still doubt this guy's story.

LostDog1079 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:45 pm

invention wrote:

This was on barstoolsports.com

“I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair.”

The guy that did this was made of FAIL.

noaheb · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:09 pm

thats how i used to go poop when i was a little one so i wouldn't fall in!
rock on AC Slater!! :thumbsup:

you're the reason i can defecate sitting down now!

Garden of Stone · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:28 am

He decided to try this, and then forgot to lock the door?

That story doesn't sound fake at all.

psychobain · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:29 am

ill have to try this

TW · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:42 am

psychobain wrote:

ill have to try this

I already did.

It was not exciting.

McParadigm · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm **Posts:** 12393

Ed could write a song about it. A preternatural other plane, with the power to maintain.

conoalias · **Joined:** Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 am **Posts:** 31173

McParadigm wrote:

Ed could write a song about it. A preternatural other plane, with the power to maintain.

lock'er up.

TW · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:56 am

Although I must say that it gives you a nice little stand to hold a magazine up when reading.

Lips · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:18 am

Funniest thing i've read in GD in months. :lol:

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:00 am

TW wrote:

Although I must say that it gives you a nice little stand to hold a magazine up when reading.

Have you ever tried AC Slatering?

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