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invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

I hate when I'm taking a shower early in the morning and I'm so tired I'll forget if I washed certain parts (hair, face, etc) and I have to do them again. Does this happen to anyone else?

This is serious folks.

windedsailor · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 am

i've done it, happens with shaving when i did that, now i'm happily bearded

NOTHINGFAN · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:10 am

rarely, but it's been done before.

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

Merrill · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:02 am

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

hot water

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

then do it flat on your back in bed before showering, champ.

LostDog1079 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:02 am

invention wrote:

I hate when I'm taking a shower early in the morning and I'm so tired I'll forget if I washed certain parts (hair, face, etc) and I have to do them again. Does this happen to anyone else?

This is serious folks.

That has never happened with me, because I usually take my showers before I go to bed.

ManiacalClown · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:04 am

I have trouble sustaining an erection in the shower.

Merrill · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:06 am

ManiacalClown wrote:

I have trouble sustaining an erection in the shower.

stick fingers in pooper

be sure to take pix when you try this

Yield05 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:06 am

Merrill wrote:

ManiacalClown wrote:

I have trouble sustaining an erection in the shower.

stick fingers in pooper

be sure to take pix when you try this

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

Merrill wrote:

ManiacalClown wrote:

I have trouble sustaining an erection in the shower.

stick fingers in pooper

be sure to take pix when you try this

*shampoo bottle

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

then do it flat on your back in bed before showering, champ.

then i just fall asleep after and oversleep

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

then do it flat on your back in bed before showering, champ.

then i just fall asleep after and oversleep

you know what?

:finger:

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

then do it flat on your back in bed before showering, champ.

then i just fall asleep after and oversleep

you know what?

:finger:

perhaps you could come over and show me the correct procedure

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

invention wrote:

Spike wrote:

rub one out first thing, wakes you right up, the remainder of the shower sequence will go smoothly and efficiently.

lock it.

i get tired from standing and doing this

then do it flat on your back in bed before showering, champ.

then i just fall asleep after and oversleep

you know what?

:finger:

perhaps you could come over and show me the correct procedure

i charge by the hour and i don't kiss on the lips

Theresa · **Joined:** Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:59 pm **Posts:** 14656

if you're not sure if you washed something, just do it ...

invention · **Joined:** Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:34 am **Posts:** 12029

Theresa wrote:

if you're not sure if you washed something, just do it ...

are you sure? i mean, i don't want to make the wrong decision here.

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:20 am

if you're afraid some dude will stick his dick into your ass when the soap falls, you're not alone

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:20 am

afraid! i'm counting on it!

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